Derek MacDonald

@Real1_balogun Honourable mentions for Kevin Lasagne and Wolfgang Wolf who managed Wolfsburg, obviously.

Jan Venegoor of Hesselink. There’s no name in football that’ll beat it for me. I’ve heard many names over the years and some are special to my ears. Some of them are: Shabani Nonda Signwonder Chimbambo Gaizka Mendieta Gilles Yapi Yapo Rasak Pimpong Lomana Tresor Lualua Benjani Mwaruwari Siyabonga Nomvethe Hidetoshi Nakata Ono Shinji Fabio Quagliarella And I saw one recently, one of Roberto de Zerbi’s assistants, his name is: Marcattilio Marcattilii.

@BladeoftheS Announce a Scottish independence referendum and watch it all disappear again!

1.1bn barrels of oil, nearly £100bn worth has been discovered in the North Sea. Aren't you glad Margaret Thatcher sold it and the £3tn already removed for just £13bn. Wasn't that such a great deal?

@BaldeWaves I'm pretty sure Gianluca Vialli's family were rich and he grew up in a castle

Real talk, has there ever an insane baller coming from an extremely rich family?

@FootballInT80s With over a quarter of all premier league teams in it it's an absolute nonsense to call it the Champions League! We're so far away from the football people my age remember.

I thought the idea of a European Super League was rejected? Why don’t they just cut out the middle man and just have teams from England/Spain/Italy and throw in PSG for good measure. Football has eaten itself. “Champions League” ?? Bollocks to it.

@ufcfooty Funny how everyone was losing their shit about the proposed "super league" yet we've ended up with one anyway, over a quarter of the teams from the premier league are in it. It improves the quality maybe but cheapens the idea of a "Champions League".

Way too many clubs from the same nations

@BGatesIsaPyscho For all those frothing at the mouth and exclaiming " but what about the innocent children!!!??"

Children’s book - ‘The Back Door’. Why do ‘The Left’ keep insisting on providing these types of books to young children?

@PenaCartel They'll probably try and throw in Barisic as a makeweight and the worst thing is we'd probably go for it!

Sell

@4ladshadadream There are obviously a better team at the moment , but aside from tactical coaching I honestly think the players need psychological help. I’ve said it before so many times but as soon as Celtic score the players KNOW they’re beaten and you can see it in their body language.

So much to unpack But the biggest point is we are so feeble, soon as we lose something we go right into our shell The midfield, just hiding in plain sight but all over the park we have accepted our fate, players walking about resigned to defeat Individually & collectively weak

@JakeRudh And while you’re at it watch the Montreux 1986 gig. Absolutely incredible musicianship

If unfamiliar, get to know the underappreciated Talk Talk discography. You’ll be happy you did.

@AMcKellar89 Surely with the money freed up from cantwells wages they can just give Hagi the wage rise and play him? If he does well his value goes up and if he doesn’t there’s no harm done as he’s getting £20k a week doing nothing just now anyway!

Losing Cantwell is fine, especially if he doesn’t want to be here. But not sure we’ve really upgraded his position which is the real issue. Moving people out is all well and good but only if you replace them with better. We need some incomings.

@rockthekasbah88 If we’re refusing to play Hagi because doing so would cost another 10 grand a week then we won’t have anywhere near enough money to pay Kent’s wages. Pretty sure I read he was on 25k when he was here before

@I_amMukhtar I hope the bricks that hit him were used to rebuild the wall outside the mosque, I’m sure he’d appreciate that!

Meet Brian Spencer. The Southport rioter who got hit with bricks.

@gjust67 Barton is an easy one because he said he was going to come up here and stroll it but people forget James Mccarthy is still sat on his arse earning 25 grand a week!

Has there been a flop in Scottish football bigger than Cantwell?

@FabrizioRomano Surely the Turkey goalkeeper deserved to be in just for that save?

🚨🏅 Euro 2024 Team of the Tournament has been just confirmed by UEFA.

@shroommuse I'm not one for conspiracies or whatever but I came away to work today (having been unable to vote obviously) to find out another 4 guys on my boat have not received their postal vote either! How many votes are being missed across the country I wonder?!

@Rollinintheseat Irish name pronunciations are my pet Piamh!

Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?

@shroommuse I work at sea and have always had a postal vote, never any problems until this time so now I'm unable to vote for the first time in my life. Really annoyed, especially as there seem to be a lot of people in the same situation!

@supertanskiii @FPLMate It would be korma if they had a dose of the shits after nicking your takeaway.

@FPLMate There will be tears on your pilau tonight.

Ordered £40 worth of Indian food and it was delivered to our neighbour by mistake. Knocked on the neighbours door to see if they had it, and they had already started eating it. I’m dumbfounded by this. Do people just accept and eat other people’s food??? Is this normal???

@mstewart_23 The truth is we haven't kicked a ball since we qualified, the team just seemed to think the job was finished then for some reason. It used to be glorious failure now it's just failure.

We went into tournament with zero momentum, injuries and key players lacking form. That has taken the edge off the team. You can complain about managerial tactics, decisions and subs some of which is valid but the major reasons we are out is because the edge to our game has gone

@BuenoHames Can't find the tweet at the moment but I'm sure some absolute investigative genius suggested calling his phone!

Top 4 best comments on the jay slater facebook group chat 😭