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Left: me a year ago, coming out a k-hole in a guided ketamine therapy session so I can stop being so mentally ill all the time
Right: me now, hot af
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Derek Nason
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Derek Nason
@dereknason
He/Him. Freelance writer. I enjoy Earth & generally like when planets survive. I wear a mask in public for COVID reasons.🇺🇦🇵🇸
Saint John, New Brunswick Katılım Haziran 2011
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Bucha, right now.
Our children can celebrate Christmas in wartime.
And that is thanks to those whose faces watch over us from the memorial valley nearby.
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Hey friends. I’ll no longer be posting regularly. I’d like to get into the habit of posting something twice/month. In the meantime tho, not scrolling or posting feels amazing. Taker easy🫡
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how can I upgrade emophilips.com when the librarian who banned me refuses to retire
Brian Jewett@Brian_Jewett
I love that @EmoPhilips hasn't upgraded his website since launching it in 1997
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I’m giving myself the gift of a 90% social media break until Oct. 15. I can still be found on BeReal & messaging apps. Everybody try to be nice to each other for a bit.
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"Oh God, a whole war." - Footage has appeared online showing a Ukrainian USV strike on the oil terminal of the Tuapse oil refinery. It is claimed that the drone hit the oil-loading pier, where fuel oil, vacuum gas oil, and diesel are shipped. The main importers are Turkey, China, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia.
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Nothing in the Basement by Romie Stott is such a wonderful, scary, funny, sad, beautiful book. Get a copy and read it and then stare out the window at the leaves for 45 min.
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Wildest part of the 90’s was when you’d overhear a crowd shouting BACK OFF, GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH! then find a small crowd bashing a clearly already dead person w/ shovels. And you just had to keep walking & keep ur mouth shut.
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Castor Troy: Peach…I could eat a peach for hours.
Me [also on the plane cause it’s a shared charter]: I really like plumcots!
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HIMARS strike on a concentration of Russian infantry with motorcycles.
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Please pick me up 2 jars of the Evil Cum from the store, honey
Dexerto@Dexerto
Doritos has released Stranger Things chips and a thick Demogorgon black garlic dip
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@DanRafael1 I wish I didn’t have to eat a bunch of shrooms to stay up late enough to see the match of the decade BUT the shrooms made the match of the decade so much better than I even hoped.
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All the hard work and fundraising paid off!! Croutonia did it!! A formal statement drafted by both orgs will be done to roll out Monday. I cannot say enough about what an incredible community Croutonia is. ❤️
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@caitiedelaney I wonder if he knows a man by that name recently died.
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Someone help this man increase font size
CrimeWatchMpls@CrimeWatchMpls
Submitted from NE Minneapolis: Man screaming at traffic by Jax Cafe. Holding a sign that says Charlie Kirk. ▫️
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Kharkiv.
This is what Russia does as useful idiots around the world keep licking Putin’s shoes and whitewash its crimes with high-minded pseudo-geopolitical theories.
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Sorry I have to share this image from a party I went to last night
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