Derek Ferguson

@RyderCupUSA Cantley

Can you name this 2-time U.S. Ryder Cup Team Member?

@jayblackisfunny Saw you last night fk awesome. Your wife needs to take one for the team and..... parkinsons 🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣

They’re gonna force Trump to liquidate all his New York assets. If you were a billionaire and bought Trump Tower what could you do with it that would most upset him?

Tiger Woods joins the Patrick Reed shit talk:

@anthonyyarde @arturbeterbeiv No matter what happens from now on fight of the year has already been decided!! 🤯🤯

@laura_woodsy Knockvologan Beach on the Island of Colonsay...... Ali will have been there knowing him...... 🤪

Hi 😊 Where are the best beaches in Britain? Like very quiet, hidden gem type ones 🙏🏼 x

@jk_rowling Soul destroying the so called politics our country suffers from at the moment. Wake Coffee Smell! People need to realise the timebomb that's coming...

A few of Scotland's wonderfully progressive and kind politicians, posing proudly in front of banners calling for women to be decapitated and eaten.

@MadScientistFF Manners

What did your generation have that kids need more of today?

@BigPringle @robert1lefty Go on share with the world how many failures you recon you've had for a hole in one....... 😃

@derfer74 @robert1lefty Yeah but he’s quite good.

@BigPringle @robert1lefty Pringle Lefty did it in 104..... that's shots not years. How many for you? Ps below average swear words... 😏

@robert1lefty @TyrrellHatton Bob why didn't you get yer ball out 🤨🙃

Something wrong @TyrrellHatton? You're sweating 🤔

@JeremyClarkson Keep being you.

Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.

@TheBarmyArmy Brian Charles Lara

Who or what made you fall in love with cricket?

@MattDonald72 @BigPringle F..... not sure I should be on here then 🫣

@derfer74 @BigPringle It's like WhatsApp but on a worldwide scale.

@MattDonald72 @BigPringle So what's this twitter all about apart from ruthless self promotion and advertising I mean? 🤔 😀

@afcellz Soooooo Spursy🙄

@rickygervais Need to wait a year.... don't die in the meantime it may take away some of its punch @armageddon

Loads of people who couldn't get tickets asking me if #Armageddon will be on Netflix. The answer is Yes! I will continue touring it throughout 2023 and then it will stream on Netflix around the world in 2024.

Enjoy your retirement and you still have the best song in 🏏 @HashimAmla1

@BigPringle @Cristiano Nae Cure after all.

His team-mates, whilst devastated, remain on the pitch to thank their fans and congratulate their opponents. But here’s another example of @Cristiano Ronaldo making it all about him. That’s why, in my opinion, he’s not greater than Messi… #Morocco #Qatar2022  #WorldCup

@BigPringle Home game for you..... 🙃

Absolute scenes as Iraq win the Arabian Gulf Cup with a goal in injury time of extra-time!! 🏆👏🏼 35 years of hurt never stopped them dreaming! 😉