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@desertvoe

roided out female colonizer prostitute

nyc Katılım Mayıs 2019
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jade@desertvoe·
this is where my bio is from btw
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jade@desertvoe·
"If I eated soap. I dont eat it bc I did. No I didn't <3" -Sylvia Plath
ʚɞ@rageinheels

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jade@desertvoe·
@numanumasecrets i used to live downstairs from people who legit sounded like they were bowling all day
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galactic_wooper@galactic_wooper·
YouTube is so unbearable now because of the chatgpt scripts
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George@prestructural·
@AtrazineVictim_ I wish truck guys actually fit the old hick stereotypes because they all drive so fucking slow in real life
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Keith@AtrazineVictim_·
Given how this stereotype’s like 30+ years old I can’t help but imagine it’s the opposite now? Anyone still driving rigs like this would probably have to be pretty well-endowed to do so comfortably, knowing the stigma…
Censored Leak@CensoredLeak

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jade@desertvoe·
@numanumasecrets i don't even live with my dad and he does this lmao. he's even more paranoid now because he's in another state
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jade@desertvoe·
i'm 26 and my dad insists that i text him when i get on a train, when i get to my destination, when i'm leaving, when i'm on the train going home, when i get picked up from the train station, and when i'm home. watching me all day it's a camera 😳😳😳😳😳😡😡😡😡😡👎👎👎👎👎
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jade@desertvoe·
the seed oil thing is the conservative equivalent of when libs think gluten is evil
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Ben Stiller@BenStiller·
Twin Towers ✊
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jade@desertvoe·
@AtrazineVictim_ yeah, him and william shatner are like prime examples of how hot jewish men age extremely poorly
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@greetinghimeros old people are more mesmerized by these than children
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mike oxsmol@greetinghimeros·
Old granny next to me on the train is watching one of those AI fruit videos on full volume
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Trevor Stibbe@Stibbs30·
There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal
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jade@desertvoe·
@numanumasecrets the lamestream media is pissing their pants about the guy asking chatGPT for instructions for the gun. meanwhile you can readily find them online anyway
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sydyyy☁️☯️@sydneypaige34·
the boy in the striped pajamas
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