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There is no hope for our species.

Congrats sir! Still need to give this a try sometime 👏

“April Fools, I don't even have a bathroom.” Y’all are unhinged.

@Spotify DJ X: “Coming up next...actually, hold that thought, your DJ gotta go to the bathroom”. *Plays Meditation by Walter Wanderley*

Did I just see the #LIVRMA ref (François Letexier) do a barrel roll to get out of the way of the ball?! He's having a good game in general but that was elite.

@FootballCliches not to reopen the Wayne Rooney home vs own fans can of worms but... watching a clip of him talking about *that* bicycle kick, he says “the goal got me [h]out of a bad game”: youtu.be/LkImF678_WQ?si…

@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @TimSpiers @MattDaviesAdams The Bánh Mi line was an absolute worldie—whoever sent that in deserved far more than they received.

🚨MONDAY POD!🚨 Join @acjimbo, @danielstorey85, @TimSpiers & @MattDaviesAdams after a weekend of goals, goals, goals. 🤯Arsenal victorious - did the Reds lose their heads? 😡Blues fans see red at Stamford Bridge 🎩4-4 on Tyneside! pod.fo/e/21a164

@Fred08oficial ❤️

Thanks for everything, Manchester United Football Club. Today ends one of the most beautiful stages of my career. I lived the dream of wearing the shirt of one of the biggest clubs in the world. Going through ups and downs, I leave with the conviction that I always gave my best during all training sessions and games. It was five years of a true dream for me and my family. I will be forever grateful for the opportunity. Forever a Red! ❤️

@D_DeGea ❤️

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

@FPLGeneral @59thMinutePod Has Kepa definitely lost his place and is Mendy a reasonable replacement?

Send across your questions for Friday's @59thMinutePod 🎙

Spotify’s AI DJ pronouncing “Sixtus Preiss” better than I ever could is the exact moment I realised the machines have won.

@nicoletellsit “we”

Name a word companies are overusing. I’ll go first: “journey”

@oilysailor @TheTotallyShow Announce Martin O'Neill, the ethical one. He goes on to win five consecutive PL titles (Chelsea hire Otto Rehagel) and the CL before taking the Ireland job and handing over to...an MUTV interviewless Roy Keane.

@oilysailor @TheTotallyShow Martin O'Neill's flip reverse: they win the final and draw Man United in the CL the following season. O'Neill knows Scholes was onside and instructs his players to let United score, the gent. United win the CL, Fergie retires. Who replaces him?

a privilege to spend some time with Martin O’Neill on @TheTotallyShow today 🙌 pod.fo/e/167aa7

@skuwamoto @figma I keep trying to use them because they're called sections and I want sections but I end up ungrouping them and using floating text labels/divider lines instead.

Question: do you find sections in @figma useful? If so, why? If not, why not?

@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @danielstorey85 @jaydmharris @Jon_Mackenzie Off-topic but background music choices have been on fire this season—cheeky bit of Youandewan today. Big up producers!

🚨NEW POD ALERT🚨 It's @acjimbo, @danielstorey85, @jaydmharris & @Jon_Mackenzie after a potentially pivotal Premier League weekend 🔥Nketiah & Haaland 📈The inverted Zinchenko & Lewis 😍Mudryk & Mitoma 🔵Why Dyche would keep Everton up podfollow.com/totallyfootbal…

Designers love the word “skeuomorph” but is the no smoking light on a plane a true example of one? Something that served a purpose once and stuck around even though it no longer does?

@TheTotallyShow @acjimbo @honigstein @JamesHorncastle @Alvaro_Romeo @LaurensJulien @josephmdurso @NickMiller79 RE: “a European football team in Missouri”, not quite the same but for a brief, glistening moment, Toronto Wolfpack played Rugby league from across the pond. #2017%E2%80%932020:_Seasons_in_the_British_leagues" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_W…

😠 The worst possible #UCL draw for PSG? 👋 Pique's legacy on and off the field 🛌Rapha in bed It's the🇪🇺edition with @acjimbo, @honigstein, @JamesHorncastle, @Alvaro_Romeo & @LaurensJulien plus special turns by the roving @josephmdurso & @NickMiller79 pod.fo/e/14dba0

Why do all panelists sit the same way?

Wow are airports ever designed for maximum anxiety. Why?