nobody said nuffin.

@Strombolli4 @FraserNelson Mind the ale lads, mind the ale.

@FraserNelson Hope she managed to grab a couple of bottles on the way out, like a true Brit would.

Katy Balls was sitting ten yards from the door when the shooting started. Here's her dispatch from the White House Correspondents' Dinner thetimes.com/us/news-today/…

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we're getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan's bodyguard making a girl cry

@JasminLaine_ Yeah he walked though.

Much respect for this gentleman who quite literally runs to stand in front of the president and block him with his body.

@piersmorgan They should take comfort that in a country full of people with guns, the ones going after the president can’t shoot straight….

Appalling scenes from White House Correspondents dinner after shooter opened fire outside the main ballroom. President Trump is thankfully reported safe. But this is another shocking incident involving his security - how did shooter get this close on such a high-profile night?

@EricLDaugh How’s the oil price reduction going?

They tried to kill our fcking president again. 100% of Americans should be furious.

The man who went viral for carrying his corgi in a backpack is now using the same idea to help rescue dogs get noticed—toting them around to boost their chances of adoption. 📹 kittytime

BREAKING: Israel is heavily bombing southern Lebanon in the middle of the night — striking civilian homes and residential neighborhoods. In what universe is this a “ceasefire”?

@I_amMukhtar You need to ketchup.

I just woke up to the news that someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump.

“I told her, ‘I’m next to you.’ She told me, ‘Don’t fall asleep and leave me.’ I said, ‘No, no.’ Then exhaustion took over. I closed my eyes for a moment. Then I heard Amal scream. They struck the room again. Amal was gone.” Reporter Zeinab Faraj recounts the harrowing hours her and journalist Amal Khalil waited for evacuation, as Israeli strikes pursued them, while preventing rescuers from reaching them. Our full interview translated:

‘My grandmother told me about the Holocaust and about never again. This isn’t never again’ A legend A Jewish activist protest at Rutgers University after they invited an Israeli soldier.

BREAKING: Israel is dropping bombs on residential neighborhoods across multiple villages in South Lebanon right now. Civilians are being directly targeted. And they still call this a “ceasefire.”

URGENT! Children in Gaza are losing their ability to speak. Please share this with everyone.

Don’t ever forget: the ONLY difference between you and the people of Gaza is geographic luck. Nothing else.

"I've received rape threats against my daughter, my husband has been fired, and my apartment has been seized, because I said that Israel is committing genocide." ❁ Francesca Albanese.

@charise_lee Is this an Apprentice task?

Weird … Vance escorted out before Trump. Then Trump falls down as he’s getting escorted out.

One killed journalist might be a tragic accident. Two killed journalists are undeniable attempts to intimidate journalists and suppress freedom of press. Over 260 dead journalists in 2.5 years is the works of the most ruthless terrorist organization in the history of the world.

An Irish 🇮🇪 funded school destroyed by Israeli 🇮🇱 occupiers in the West Bank 🇵🇸 The school educated 60 Palestinian children Ireland 🇮🇪 will demand compensation But Israel 🇮🇱 won’t pay a penny It’s occupation It’s apartheid It’s ethnic cleansing Expel 🇮🇱 from the UN now.

La periodista española que ha estado las últimas semanas en Líbano confirma que Israel no está respetando el alto el fuego. "Lo rompió hasta en 220 ocasiones". "Las amenazas de Israel de convertir Líbano en Gaza ya está ocurriendo". Que gran trabajo de @_martamaroto_.

With the local elections coming up don't let the news media bury the truth about Farage, Nathan Gill and Russia. On September 16, 2014, Farage and Nathan Gill made speeches to the European Parliament parroting several of the same Russian propaganda lies. Could this have just been a coincidence? I don't think so. It looks coordinated. Either Farage gave Nathan Gill his talking points, or Russia was providing its talking points to both of them. They both called Ukraine "The Ukraine," a term which refers back to the old Slavic word for borderland, which Russia uses to deny Ukraine's nationhood. They both used the expression "poking the Russian bear." They both parroted the Russian lie that there had been a coup in Kyiv in 2014. They both parroted Russian lies about NATO and EU expansion. They both repeated the Russian claim that the real threat was Muslim extremism, a claim that Putin had very effectively used to distract Western leaders from Russian aggression and its hybrid war against the West. Reform UK initially claimed Farage barely knew Gill. That turned out to be a filthy lie. Let's follow the Hungarian example and get off our sofas into the polling booths to give Farage and his media backers a kick in the brexits that they will never forget. And just in passing, here is Farage with the Russian Ambassador in 2013 – the same Ambassador Farage denied having met, and who later boasted of having "crushed the British to the ground". Finally, a screenshot of Farage and Galloway looking very much at home on Russian TV.

- @BBCNews gave blanket coverage to the demise of Football Focus on Thursday - and dedicated 20 seconds to the murder of Lebanese journalist Amal Khalil. Powerful denunciation from the former Editor of @NewsChan4