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David Abram 🐊

David Abram 🐊

@devabram

Software development consultant › I fix orgs so they stop breaking prod · popularizer of the term typefuckery (https://t.co/4VBPqfTaJK) · making the compiler nervous

Zagreb, Croatia Katılım Ekim 2014
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David Abram 🐊@devabram·
It's worth it.
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David Abram 🐊@devabram·
> Let me check for temporary investigationartifacts. Clanker thinks it's a fucking wordsmith.
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The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research
Science can't be stopped, it should be accelerated. Some call our experiments gruesome. We call it the pursuit of ultimate truth. Goal: a paradigm shift so powerful it deconverts Golang devs in one swoop.
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The Institute for Type Safe Memetic Research@typememetics

Ayatollah Rob Pike yesterday issued a fatwa on programming with Rust. He stated that there is no place for complexity and typefuckery in software development. The public shouted, "Death to Rust! Death to LLVM!"

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Daniel 🦔@DanielW_Kiwi·
@vaxryy What about belief in a god? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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vaxry@vaxryy·
everything is allowed if you are atheist
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Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
When people look at my pfp, they think I don’t have hands. When they look at the code I produce, the theory sounds even more plausible. However, to address the common misconception, I actually have hands. Here’s the original.
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sam pocino is online
sam pocino is online@sampocino·
Wordle 1,735 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Emil Privér
Emil Privér@emil_priver·
I’m thrilled to share that I’ve officially conquered all memory management challenges in Rust! 🦀🚀It’s been an incredible journey of growth and technical problem-solving. Embracing the borrow checker has not only improved my code quality but also shifted my mindset on building robust, high-performance systems. Continuous learning is key in this industry, and I’m excited to apply these insights to future projects. Onwards and upwards! 📈 #RustLang #SoftwareEngineering #Coding #TechInnovation #ContinuousLearning #Programming ´
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One Happy Fellow@onehappyfellow·
@nakumbo that's not very nice. I already have someone in my life who forces me to write golang thankyouverymuch
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One Happy Fellow@onehappyfellow·
rust is a good language, it's just tasteless go is a programming language
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David Abram 🐊@devabram·
It's almost incredible that the only thing LLMs have actually made easier is schizo posting. Not even aliens.gov could one-shot that many schizos the way GPT-4o did.
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lucas
lucas@lucasMnts·
@DanielW_Kiwi why don't you bootstrap the installation with your own config?
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Daniel 🦔@DanielW_Kiwi·
Not having vim installed on a Nixos fresh install is painful. The first thing I have to do is clumsily use nano to install nvim. Only to find the package is neovim and back to nano it is.
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
is it racist of me to want my kids daycare teachers to speak our language?
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One Happy Fellow
One Happy Fellow@onehappyfellow·
twitter should require uploading an autism diagnosis before letting you post the tl quality would go through the roof
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Dmitrii Kovanikov
Dmitrii Kovanikov@ChShersh·
The best thing in my life is happening to me rn and you’ll never even hear about it. You’ll hear about C++ instead.
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David Abram 🐊@devabram·
@penberg Agent's life is full of hallucinations and really short... Thank you for your service, Claude.
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Pekka Enberg
Pekka Enberg@penberg·
@devabram That's a great question. Would have asked Claude himself, but that session is gone, lost in time and space.
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Pekka Enberg
Pekka Enberg@penberg·
>Agreed it's sad — AGENTS.md is a perfectly reasonable convention and tools should just support it natively. You're absolutely right, Claude.
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