David Abram 🐊

It's worth it.

@codeslubber Banned.

@devabram Cause characterizing people's political beliefs really is super easy. I mean banning MAGAts of course is a great idea. But would this ban people who have criticized Dems?

My team worked extra hard this quarter to solve one of open source's biggest problems: Introducing Politics Review. The moment someone opens a PR, we scan their voting history, political posts, follows, likes, and donations. Misaligned with the maintainers? PR closed. Access revoked. User banned. Because code review should start long before anyone reads the code.

@OGALANGLEY For 299$ a month.

@devabram Does this also do an environmental review?

BREAKING: Anthropic reveals Claude Mythos has discovered that D. B. Cooper and Sasquatch have been in a secret romantic relationship since the mid-1970s.

@almac_dev Banned.

@TheNoamLewis Banned.

@devabram Can we have a reverse mode? Political coverage must be >80% over the codebase. If a new PR introduces too much homogeneous bias among maintainers, the PR is closed

@kai_fell 40 mins?

@devinbgoble Alignment

@devabram There really isn't any analysis at all, is there? It's just a script that autobans everybody.

The mascots name is Coon, btw.

@devinbgoble Banned.

@devabram I feel threatened by your use of the color red.

@slimjimmy Banned.

@devabram have you got a sample report?

@ptr_to_joel Staff lvl aquired?

execs are giving me access to everything lmao what the fuck is going on entering new levels of politics i never expected to play

@tekbog @clankercloud Windows PC?

the @clankercloud app already does this

🚨 BREAKING: @kai_fell has reportedly been detained after attempting to establish biblical relations with a beehive using methods strongly discouraged by anyone sane The Rustaceans are demanding more memory safety. More details incoming.

I use NixOS, btw

@typememetics @warmwaffle Thank you, my clanka

@devabram @warmwaffle POOPING ON THE FLOOR -- ARGUS

I open X, I see:

@warmwaffle @typememetics we need help

@devabram Where does zig fit in all this?

Piece of shit Opus doesn't understand workflows without using their internal workflow mode, ffs

@kai_fell now this is some good shit.

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