@AZCard_BurdsEye Fiancé looked over at me and said, "You'll definitely never leave me if this is the team you support."
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Lauren Aitchison
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Lauren Aitchison
@devilwrstartan
Writer who gets caught on door handles a lot and never shuts up about domestic abuse. Views mine etc. She/her
Glasgow Katılım Mart 2009
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This is the closest I’ve ever come to tears of frustration from football before.
The Cardinals season is effectively over.
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I'm going to wake up in cold sweats about this drop when I'm 50.
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
The Cardinals lost this game
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I used to work in a butchery, the only woman with eight or nine men, they need gossip like oxygen istg.
Unhinged@DistressDark
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@HI3541968733636 @coldhealing Describing a woman as a "thing" is probably where you're going wrong here.
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@coldhealing Ehhh, idk, I have a similar reaction to cankles even on an otherwise nice shaped woman. It's like there's this little piece of obesity /obesity potential that ruins the whole thing. The thick chunky wrist here is slightly off putting for sure
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@SupNinChalmers @JohnStreicher1 @NobleQAli You have pretty incompetent law enforcement if the only way they can handle that is to kill people.
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@JohnStreicher1 @NobleQAli Yeah it's almost like they were throwing rocks and lighting shit on fire, and the public didn't have much sympathy for idiots who were agitating a problem
Weird how there's always this hidden other side to the story 🤔
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"I choose Trump's teachings over Jesus' teachings."
Giff Lasta@GiffLasta
As a Christian, one thing I love about Trump is how shameless he is about saying "Love my enemies? No way man, I hate those guys!" So cool how the honesty allows the conversation to actually happen, rather than a bunch of pious platitudes.
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Lauren Aitchison retweetledi
Well, I guess you can call me a law changer! Today, the Victims, Witnesses, and Justice Reform Bill passed - critically with an amendment to make court transcripts free for rape survivors. This is something that’s come directly from survivors’ pain and I couldn’t be more proud.
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Variety@Variety
Keira Knightley and James McAvoy will voice Professor Umbridge and Mad-Eye Moody in Audible's #HarryPotter audiobook series. Additional casting includes: - Kit Harington as Professor Lockhart - Simon Pegg as Arthur Weasley - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Iwan Rheon as Professor Lupin - Ruth Wilson as Bellatrix Lestrange - Ambika Mod as Nymphadora Tonks - Leo Woodall as Bill Weasley - Gemma Whelan as Professor Sprout - Matt Berry as Sir Cadogan. wp.me/pc8uak-1lGhgG
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Apparently the answer is "orange" and not koala or a Gameboy or a fork, which all feel a lot more opposite to an apple than another piece of fruit.
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Lauren Aitchison retweetledi
Asylum seekers don’t get new build homes you lying freak
John Edwards@John_EdwardsUK
I’m representing a veteran stuck in a one-bed flat with his wife & 2 young daughters. The mould is so bad both girls have been hospitalised with respiratory problems Seeing asylum seekers handed these new-build homes is not just disappointing—it’s a betrayal to him and all Brits
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But according to MumsNet “wE CaN aLwAYS tELl hurr durr”
These people are horrific.
🌸 𝓢𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 🌸@sugarGSP
It’s official chat, I’m a ciś grifter.
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Lauren Aitchison retweetledi
Okay, now define the biological sexes. Every attempt I've ever seen at doing that had contradictions or people who aren't even trans not meeting either definition.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled that a woman is defined as biological sex under the Equality Act of 2010
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After staying in various spare rooms and having my stuff in storage for almost four months, I picked up the keys for my new flat today. I ordered a sofa. I did meter readings. I ripped up carpets. It felt good!
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I really believe this tweet is genius but at the same time lol it's just Mags. @PerthshireMags
Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22)@Annie_Wu_22
this tweet is my roman empire
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
HOT SPOT@HotSpotHotSpot
James Woods starts crying on CNN because his house burned down Do you feel bad for him?
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Happy New Year, everyone! It's just an arbitrary line in the sand, but I'm delighted the worst year of my life is over and I never have to do it again! My only resolution is to be a massive nuisance.
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Didn't mean to do the double "to me" there, like a broken Chuckle Brother.
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This is maybe a weird example, but to me, there's a straight line from Skins to Baby Driver.
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I'm probably biased and uneducated, but to me, there's a very obvious before Skins/after Skins impact when it comes to how music is used in TV and film.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit
I’m not exaggerating when I say Skins is one of if not the most formative tv shows of my life lol
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