Adam deWeber

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@UniversityElem @MCCSC_EDU Yay!

First grade took time to explore mixing colors today in art to make orange, green, purple, and grey. #NaturallyGlobal ⁦@MCCSC_EDU⁩ #Proud2beMCCSC

@TMobile #iLoveTMobile #Sweepstakes

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@TheJonathanSim in your spaghetti order, do you skip Spider-Man fat from home? Any other movies you would include in the order that didn’t make the original cut? #marvelnoob

Music confession: when I listen to jazz, I often wish that they would play with a click track to help them stay together better. I’m aware that my thinking is wrong. #jazz #clicktrack #metronome #metro #drummachineshavenosoul

Well my bracket is officially shot. I’ve got no chance of winning now. #bracket #ncaa #NCAATournament2019 #notwinning #sprots

AAGHH! Eyelash stuck in my mouth! Making its way slowly down the back of my throat!! BLAUUGGGHHHH!! GLLUAAAGHOOGGHAHHH!!

@AmberVelazco @rhian_hy My name is Adam. I was born in the next few days. My age is so good haha haha. I like to play with the kids and play with the other kids. 👀👀

My name is the one that you can get in the car. My age is still not working. I was born to a girl. I like to think about you.

Wow, Justin Timberlake sure got a lot of tattoos since last year! #SuperBowl2019 #halftime #justintimberlake

Hi, any way you could bring OutKast back out please? #SuperBowl53 #Halftime

“And now for a musical genius who needs no introduction.” I have no idea who that is. But he appears to be wearing a fanny pack and/or heating pad. #kookookangaroo #fannypack

Hi @CBS. Wondering if you would like to come hang out with my kids tonight when they can’t sleep after watching that scary movie commercial over and over. #DoBetter

Hey @CBS How about you quit being idiots and showing all these horror movie commercials when you know you have young kids waiting to watch the biggest sporting event of the year. Do better!!

We don’t need to call everything we’re doing “ministry.” Just call it “Tuesday.” That’s what people who are becoming love do. -Bob Goff

@Verizon #ReverseTheFee #NotSpam Remind app is a valuable service that my school uses to communicate with me about my kids’ classes. I signed up for it, and it’s not spam. Please don’t impose the spam fee.

I think the last minute of Dear Prudence is one of my favorite things ever recorded. #ComeAtMeBro #itsbeautiful #andsoareyou #thatguitartho #beatles #thebeatles #dearprudence… instagram.com/p/Br5WMcEhBPr/…

Here’s an awesome verse about God’s Grace on a random wintery photo, found in my advent Bible study this morning. #god #grace #random #winter #photo #advent #bible #study #youversion… instagram.com/p/Brh4Ha_hcJ-/…

Fun lunch with some awesome people over at @iucsf. They have got it going on! #comehangout #forIU #hoosiers #hoosierdaddy #hoosierheavenlyfather #terribledadjokes instagram.com/p/BrQeq6nhHNI/…

Salad for lunch, Dr. Pepper for dessert. Why would they call it “doctor” if it weren’t healthy? #cleaneating #healthychoices

I like Springsteen. But any playlist that contains his rendition of Santa Claus is coming to town is not getting played. #notthebossofchristmas