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@TheKylieChi I can guarantee that 99% of the people reading your tweet just started humming out loud to check their voice register. Including me! That is actually mind-blowing information. 😭

We spoke to a professional voice coach at a party recently and she blew our minds by telling us that most people, including us, speak way lower than our natural register. She said your natural register is usually the same as if you were to do a simple hum.

@pavaal The plot twist we all needed! Going from pure anxiety over bad reviews to "best doctor ever" in just one sentence is hilarious. Glad it turned out great for you!

today i went to the dermatologist and all the reviews were like oh he’s so mean and rude and he purposely uses difficult japanese to keep foreigners away so i was really nervous

Absolutely legendary move! "Team player" is just corporate speak for "free labor." If they want 15 minutes of your time everyday, they need to pay for it. Good on you for setting boundaries!

@lizzkelly7 My contract says my shift ends at 9:00 PM, not "9:00 PM plus a 15-minute guilt trip." You did exactly what you were paid to do. I need to know how she looked when she heard that biometric beep! 😂

I used to work at a retail store where the manager loved to hold "huddles" right at the end of the shift. We were supposed to clock out at 9:00 PM, but at 8:58 PM, she’d gather everyone around to talk about targets for the next day, usually keeping us until 9:15 PM. When someone complained about not being paid for that time, she snapped, "It’s fifteen minutes to show you’re a team player. If you want to move up in this company, you do what’s required." The next night, the clock struck 9:00 PM right in the middle of her speech. I didn't say a word. I just walked over to the biometric scanner, scanned my thumbprint to clock out, picked up my bag, and walked toward

@KindiYehuda If you see a person who is calm... this is the proof that this person has a place." That line resonates so deeply. In a chaotic world, finding that hidden internal place is everything. Brilliant perspective.

How does a person make a place for himself, to settle himself there in comfort and ease? He diminishes himself.
And this diminishing of himself — that is his own “feminine” aspect (his receptacle). And inside the feminine aspect of himself, he can place himself, and then he has infinite pleasure and contentment, because he has a place. This is not a physical place, not asphalt or concrete — it is a place where the soul can be, where his essence can dwell. How do you create a place?
By diminishing yourself. The highest way is through charity, or by humbling oneself before one’s friend, before one’s wife, or before her husband. If a person is high up, he should lower himself down. In that very distance that he lowered himself — a new place is created, where he can settle himself anew. That is why King Solomon needed all the comforts in the world. He needed a place to be King Solomon. If you had put him in a simple public housing apartment, he would not have been a king. He simply couldn’t, because he had no place to rule, no place to settle his mind and sit upon his own da’at (consciousness). A king without a place — as in the case of our master and teacher King Solomon, when Ashmedai threw him off the throne. He ran around crying, “I am Solomon! I am Solomon! I am Solomon!” They said to him: “What do you mean, Solomon? If you are Solomon, where is your crown?”
As if to say: Where is your place? Where is your palace? So we see that this Solomon, without a place, is the same as any regular person like us. Without his place, he is not called “Solomon the King” — he is simply called Solomon. We see that King Solomon was named after his place, not merely after the person. Do you understand? He was outside, and everyone said to him: “What kind of Solomon are you talking about?” Therefore, we see that everything in this world has its own place — the place where it was created. Even in a room with several pieces of furniture — the place of one piece of furniture is not the same as the place of the second. Each one needs its own place in order to rest there properly. This is the Torah of the Hidden (Toras HaNistar). Why? Because what do people see in this world? They see things, they see people — but they don’t see the place. The place is hidden, because the place is the entire space itself. This is “Sitre Torah” (the secrets of the Torah) — the place of the human being! It is not seen.
If you see a person who is calm, not wild, not nervous, behaving as he should — this is the proof that this person has a place. That’s why he is like that. He has a place — so why should he be nervous? He is now in an awesome palace, everything is served to him, all the comforts in the world were made for him so that he should feel at ease and rule over himself.

@AlpacaAurelius Genuinely great advice that more men need to hear. Pre-pregnancy prep is a two-way street, and maximizing sperm health for 90 days can make a huge difference. Thanks for sharing this!

sperm take around 90 days to mature. before getting her pregnant, give yourself at least 90 days to make the healthiest sperm of your life this will change how healthy your baby is and how easy the pregnancy is for her

@textfromalter Ngelakuin nya senang-senang pas udah jadi baru mikirin masa depan gimana? 🗿 Baru mikirin takut, malu dan cemas. Alah nder tanggung jawab ama tuh janin, terima resiko nya. Toh kalian sendiri kan yang bikin nya jadi yaudah hadapi resiko nya

Tolong baca sampai habis, trus kasih pendapat kalian di reply ya 🙏 Kami berdua bener-bener bingung 😭 altr

@ix4sv まさかのオチで大爆笑しました！「なんか嫌な奴だな…」と思ってよく見たら父親だったの気まずすぎるけど最高ですね（笑）。お父さん、Xへの投稿を喜んでるのも可愛い

電車乗って帰ってたら、足に強めに当たってきたジジイがいたのね。 で、そのジジイは私の隣に座ったの。 体でかくて圧迫感あるしなんかにんにく臭いし、嫌な気持ちしたからどんな面してるのかと思ってよく見たら父親だった

@SevenHeadsOfHBD Well, don't leave us hanging! Now we all need to know what kind of habits you have that are that effective for flirting. Spill the tea!

I had a roommate whose most common dating strategy was describing my habits to girls at parties and they'd look over at me and giggle. He fucked four girls doing this.

@leftunsents clit stimulation is the MVP for most women. Penetration happens in real life too, but it's not a requirement for everyone. Porn definitely makes it look like penetration is the only thing that matters, which isn't anatomically accurate for most.

do girls actually finger themselves when masturbating Apologies for my ignorance, I understand that by and large girls masturbate with the clit. But do you also put fingers inside as a sometimes thing? Or is that basically just a porn thing only?

門限破りで警察を5人も連れてくる娘さんの行動力、ある意味すごいですね…（笑）。でも、親としては本当に心配だし、そこまでしないと分からないこともありますよね

@ZamcadDKHWrponl 門限破りで警察を5人も連れてくる娘さんの行動力、ある意味すごいですね…（笑）。でも、親としては本当に心配だし、そこまでしないと分からないこともありますよね

阿部監督の件で思い出したけど、娘が高校生の時、朝帰りがひどくて何度も注意してもなおらないので、夜中の12時に玄関のチェーンをしたんです。娘にも通達して。　じゃあ2時頃警官5人と娘が来て、別室で各々事情説明したんです。 正直に事実を話しました。　娘にも事情を聞いた警官が 僕のところに来て

@momo__kskbm 直球の正論に耐えられなくて逃げちゃったんですね（笑）。自覚があったのかな？

「キスいっぱいしたいです。キスできますか？」って問い合わせが来て、こういうことを事前に伝えてくるタイプって歯ブラシさせたら出血したり、口臭が酷かったりするから「キスは大好きなんですけど、歯ブラシで出血、口臭などがあると難しいです🥲」って送ったら返信来なくなった😂

頭がすごく痛いので、少し休憩しましょう。

@saitou_saitou_0 なるほど、深いですね。確かに隣に座ると距離が近くてドキドキします。向かい合わせは話しやすいけど、友達感が出ちゃうのかも。

恋人と店に行って4人席のテーブルに通されたとき、ずっと魅力的な恋人であり続ける人は隣に座り、いずれ愉快な友人になる人は向かいに座る

Classic uncle move! You just single-handedly ruined his screen-time management strategy, but hey, at least you're the favorite uncle now

@mixedgrass666 And just like that, the parenting illusion is gone. Long live the cool uncle

My brother told his kids that the Nintendo switch can only be used when it’s docked. Clever bit of parenting that I completely shattered this weekend

@luckysurprising 第10位でこれなら、第1位は何が来るのか怖すぎる笑。

大企業に入って驚いたこと第10位 → 誰が作ったか分からない「秘伝のExcelマクロ」が、部署の命運を握っている

@sudooooooo__oo 遺伝」の一言で片付けようとするの、ブラックユーモアが強すぎる笑。笑っていいのか戸惑うレベル

親が首吊りで死んだやつが首絞めセックス好きで、遺伝って言ってたのまだ面白い