Danny Jones

@stephentotilo Kazooie Minus One

If we are getting Doom and Gears prequels, it would be nice if Microsoft also gave us Banjo-KaZero

@neilbarnwell Letscodejavascript.com

TDD. I really want to see a video or explanation that isn't a damn kata. I can do katas. I can TDD FizzBuzz until it's coming out of my ears. Show me how to approach a new feature in something that already exists, of significant complexity. Does this even exist?

@Kikoskia Small tip so you don’t get caught out like me. If you own a car, you need to change your address on both your driving licence and car registration (even though you’re sending the details to the same org)

I am so very overwhelmed, but I have to take it one step at a time.

Computers are quite simple to explain. You see, they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor- that's the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. Ok. I hope this has been helpful.

If Delboy sold that antique watch for 6 million quid today he’d just about be able to buy his flat in Peckham.

@martin_evans Other people think so, not just me.

@dfjones Mate, is everything alright?

Why does this look like a thin version of me?

I might have to wait 5410 years, but it’ll be worth it.

@ijrussell Twitch/Youtube live streaming

@RishiSunak The War on Pedestrians and Normal Life by Rishi Sunak and the motoring lobby.

@dannywallace 24 hour rolling footage of him cutting up things that make him slightly uncomfortable

Soon on GB News: Mark Dolan 10am - midnight.

Off to make Dead Tycoon Manager

The modern version of the adage should be “Don’t follow your heroes”. Most of mine have turned out to be problematic at best on social media.

Not sure why cats love pooping in gravel so much. The only upside seems to be that the neighbours no longer talk to me.

@martin_evans Only as fast as a teenage girl?

👉Insert a similar erg screen to Wednesday, here. 👈

@ClueHeywood @ManMadeMoon @robrousseau was robbed

@ManMadeMoon There’s too much fuckin shit on me I don’t even want to be around anymore

@UdiDahan @davidfowl Does it still need a windows machine/VM to install it on?

@davidfowl Yup, if only there was a platform that already had that ability out of the box... particular.net/serviceinsight

Looking at some code written with MediatR and trying to track down the control flow of an event driven microservice... Tracking down causality in these systems that fire events asynchronously is a nightmare. Distributed systems need a callstack 😅

One of my favorite books of any genre

@martin_evans Just waiting for the postman for mine

STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor now downloading..... The weekend is officially sorted. 👍