Danny Jones

1.3K posts

Danny Jones

Danny Jones

@dfjones

professional line and box scribe

Barnsley, England Katılım Mayıs 2008
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Stephen Totilo
Stephen Totilo@stephentotilo·
If we are getting Doom and Gears prequels, it would be nice if Microsoft also gave us Banjo-KaZero
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Neil Barnwell
Neil Barnwell@neilbarnwell·
TDD. I really want to see a video or explanation that isn't a damn kata. I can do katas. I can TDD FizzBuzz until it's coming out of my ears. Show me how to approach a new feature in something that already exists, of significant complexity. Does this even exist?
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
@Kikoskia Small tip so you don’t get caught out like me. If you own a car, you need to change your address on both your driving licence and car registration (even though you’re sending the details to the same org)
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Kikoskia
Kikoskia@Kikoskia·
I am so very overwhelmed, but I have to take it one step at a time.
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Ron Iver
Ron Iver@ronnui_·
Computers are quite simple to explain. You see, they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor- that's the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. Ok. I hope this has been helpful.
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
If Delboy sold that antique watch for 6 million quid today he’d just about be able to buy his flat in Peckham.
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Danny Jones@dfjones·
I might have to wait 5410 years, but it’ll be worth it.
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
@dannywallace 24 hour rolling footage of him cutting up things that make him slightly uncomfortable
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Danny Wallace
Danny Wallace@dannywallace·
Soon on GB News: Mark Dolan 10am - midnight.
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
The modern version of the adage should be “Don’t follow your heroes”. Most of mine have turned out to be problematic at best on social media.
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
Not sure why cats love pooping in gravel so much. The only upside seems to be that the neighbours no longer talk to me.
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
@martin_evans Only as fast as a teenage girl?
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@ergbandit on threads
@ergbandit on threads@martin_evans·
👉Insert a similar erg screen to Wednesday, here. 👈
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Clue Heywood
Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood·
@ManMadeMoon There’s too much fuckin shit on me I don’t even want to be around anymore
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Danny Jones
Danny Jones@dfjones·
@UdiDahan @davidfowl Does it still need a windows machine/VM to install it on?
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David Fowler
David Fowler@davidfowl·
Looking at some code written with MediatR and trying to track down the control flow of an event driven microservice... Tracking down causality in these systems that fire events asynchronously is a nightmare. Distributed systems need a callstack 😅
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@ergbandit on threads
@ergbandit on threads@martin_evans·
STAR WARS Jedi: Survivor now downloading..... The weekend is officially sorted. 👍
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