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@redsteeze To sum up here- Planter does not have a Nazi tattoo and if you think he does, you are a Nazi.

.@ebeth360 #minionshappyhour Japanese whiskey with the neighbors. Happy Friday!

@Mike_kim714 Great shot!

As they say around here Fly Eagles Fly!!!

@damintoell @podiatristdon Sam Kinison is probably the comedian that I miss the most. Yelling, “Move to where the food is!”

@podiatristdon This one's REAL old - Sam Kinison was supposed to be on the Joan Rivers Show but missed the taping because he was wasted, but he called into Howard that morning and said the problem was the had eaten some "bad Chinese food." Which no one believed lol

"Bad Chinese food" is a particular ancient Howard Stern Show reference that maybe @podiatristdon remembers

So just so we're clear on things. October 7, 2023 was the largest mass murder of Jews since the holocaust including execution of children and animals and innocent concerts goers. Innocent people were RPG rocket killed in their cars. They were executed in their homes. Hamas and Hamas adjacent filmed and kidnapped several females and repeatedly sexually assaulted them over and over and over. And then executed them. There were literal dead baby parades from Hamas. They did the whole foot clan soldier in green headband thing and everything. And the only time that the New York Times or @NickKristof, a proven serial fabulist took any interest in all of this was so that he could write a story about how the IDF trained rape dogs. Dogs that rape. Rape dogs. Dogs. Dogs that do not give consent. This was an idea that the New York Times actually said yes let's run with this.

Virginia Sen. L. Louise Lucas Age: 82 Virginia House Speaker Don Scott Age: 61 U.S. Sen. Mark Warner Age: 71 U.S. Sen. Tim Kaine Age: 68

Here’s the deal: Abigail Spanberger, Don Scott, Louise Lucas and all their friends knowingly violated the Virginia Constitution. They purposefully violated clear constitutional procedures to deceive voters, capping off their master deception with ballot language meant to confuse everyone. They strongly argued for the VA Supreme Court to “wait” until after the referendum so their flood of money from national democrats could fund their brazen dishonesty and trick voters to “restore fairness”, and then claim “the will of the people” when the VA Supreme Court would undoubtedly strike down their unconstitutional attempt to disenfranchise millions of Virginians. It’s a disgusting disregard for Virginians, the Constitution and a flagrant violation of their oath of office.

Her name was Isabella Stroupe. She was 19. She loved books. Her family called her Bella. She was tied to a bed with a tow strap and tortured for months in an east Charlotte NC apartment. Multiple broken bones. St*b wounds. R*ped repeatedly. Her mother said she screamed and screamed when she found out. Thomaz Hamilton, a violent repeat offender is charged with first-degree m*rder and first-degree r*pe. Months. She was alive in there for months. Say her name. Isabella Stroupe. WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS.

.@ebeth360 #minionshappyhour A Mr Black and bourbon with orange bitters. Here’s to not following required constitutional amendment processes. Cheers!

@ingelramdecoucy Should have been named Virginians for Illegal Elections. 🤔

DNC and Virginia Democrats lit $64,000,000 on fire to support a referendum that’s now been adjudicated as having been illegally filed by the Virginia Supreme Court At least the Democratic aligned campaign shops got something out of it, donors certainly didn’t

Like having kids they always say your second pandemic is easier than the first because at least now you sort of know what you're doing.

@redsteeze All the Cirque du Soleil performances must be shutdown and dismantled.

Isolate the entire French population. Just to be sure.

@ComfortablySmug Congratulations! 🎉🍼

THANK YOU GOD! MY SON HAS ARRIVED HE IS DOING WONDERFUL RESTING WITH HIS MOTHER. GOD IS GOOD THANK YOU GOD

Cameron Young was asked what it was like to get a thumbs up from President Donald Trump after his victory Sunday at the Cadillac Championship: "It’s very unique. He's nothing if not a very, very interesting man. He's very powerful, and it's an honor to get to play in front of him. Hugely grateful to him and his family and his organization that has these beautiful properties and allows us to come and play great golf tournaments on them. "This is a special place and great championship golf course, I'm thankful to have it back in the schedule."

@Mike_kim714 Good luck in Charlotte. CLT is a little messy right now but will be back to great when the construction and expansion are done. Look for Bojangles chicken.

Thoughts from Doral: -Up and down week for me. Had plenty of good moments especially round 3. It was a windy day and I played some of the best golf of the yr for a 65. I got it rolling on Sunday but struggled off the tee for a few holes. I hit a tee shot that careened off a metal stick into a bush and that didn’t help either. -I know many complain about how boring of a course Doral is on TV but playing it is definitely different. I thought it was a serious and unique challenge with the number of hazards in play and green designs. 18 is an absolute monster. Holes like 11, 14 were very good I thought. -A little unfair that Cam got to play the other course for 4 days and won lol -First time in Miami. Very cool city with awesome food. Cote Miami was stellar. -But MIA airport is top 5 worst airports in the US. LAX, MIA, ORD, JFK, what am I missing? Def not recency bias -I’ve put up the low round of the day twice in the last two signature events which is def something. Hopefully I can string something for an entire week next couple weeks!

@redsteeze Maybe. All the ballots won’t be counted for 30 more days.

"Did I win?"

@jarvis_best @CuntryMouse @magills_ Voted X Content Most Likely to Be Stolen for three years running. 🏆

Everyone follow @magills_, honestly one of the top 5 funniest accounts on here and all original content.

Fat Malaysian man has surprisingly quick fingers

@ingelramdecoucy The start of World War Z

Spirit hasn’t even been gone for 24 hours and their passengers are already wreaking havoc on other airlines, they’ve breached containment

@awstar11 @HollyCabot @redsteeze I think it moved

@redsteeze Rusty Shrinkage Mulva Chocolate Babka She’s into it He took it, out Poppy was sloppy J Peterman Man hands Plutonium by accident I’m out That’s gold Jerry Chicken salad on rye

Seinfeld Kentucky Derby names. Go.

Apparently, this was shot in 3hrs. 2:30hrs just driving to locations. Written the night before, improv’d half the lines. No consultants. No crew. He outdid the entire political elite, his first try. You are ALL underestimating just how talented & smart Spencer is. Fair warning.

@nicksortor @POTUS Why is this an emergency? They need to face the physics consequences of their actions. Let them get down on their own.

🚨 NOW: A HUGE emergency response is underway as “protestors” scale a DC bridge while communist May Day events continue in the city We’d have a LOT less of this BS if we just re-opened the asylums, @POTUS. REALLY needs to be done.