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@CursedX2000 @negronails Less performative than anyone you've slept with

@negronails Performative as fuck

why would she even do this LMAOOOO

@hardrockbetca TJ Brennan

Name the most random Toronto Maple Leaf you can. We’ll go first — Joey Crabb.

When my dad died my mum got seasons tickets to the Marlies as a distraction from it all. We've had those tickets for like 16 years. Now my mum is dying and this was her last season. So yeah them winning the Calder Cup matters. Im so happy they won, and she got to see it

@pieceofjuno When my dad died, my mum got seasons tickets to the Marlies as a distraction from it all. We've had those tickets for like 16 years. Now my mum is dying and this will be her last season. So yeah, fans care. Some of us care a whole lot

people in the alleged mecca of hockey are shocked when hockey fans are excited to watch their team’s AHL affiliate filled with their top prospects win a championship

@NHLPA @NHLJets @NHLBlackhawks Congrats on covering for sexual assault and congrats to rhe NHLPA on fucking over so many people in the name of defending rapists

Congratulations to Captain Serious on a storied career 🫡 After 16 NHL seasons, 3 #StanleyCup Championships and becoming member of the triple gold club, Jonathan Toews has officially announced his retirement.

@TheAHL how much are the Wolves paying the refs to be this bad? Or are you just happy with them being incompetent?

@kristen_shilton You mean the refs are trying their hardest to force the wolves to get a goal

the toronto marlies are, like their nhl counterpart maple leafs, very dramatic

Hey internet, how would one get 6 feet of ANAL BEADS unstuck from their butt? asking for a friend...

@JeffVeillette And then no more goals were scored lol

Marlies up 1-0 after 40. So so first period but were buzzing all second. As good as Artur Akthyamov had been in net, though, probably want to snag some insurance in the third. Official shots 22-17 Toronto

@TicTacTOmar Not a great first trade at all

TRADE!!!!

@MapleLeafs Fuck off

TRADE: We’ve acquired defenceman Emil Andrae, goaltender Samuel Ersson and a third-round selection in the 2026 NHL Draft from the Philadelphia Flyers in exchange for goaltender Joseph Woll and defenceman Simon Benoit

Watching Carter Hart cry is one of the greatest things, could only be beat if he was in jail while doing it

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@KarkatsRedCock @Cioxmon x.com/i/status/18632…

@Cioxmon Got a link to the original piece so I can rt and like it without supporting that guy??

Yeah, maybe try to give credit or at least ask me before posting my art?

@ridgewallet hey this is my last avenue at getting a solution. I was dealing with Jayzel via email from customer support but now they have ghosted me. A very expensive package was sent to you warehouse by in Mississauga ON by mistake and I'm desperate to get it back. Please help

@AdamWylde This game will be to you what Red Dead 2 is to Steve, in a good way

Trying out Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 for the first time… I’ve died and gone to heaven

@JeffVeillette With how its looking, it might be their only step

There we go. A good first step

@TAGgrading @getcollectrapp That doggo Pombon looks like it has no thoughts only vibes, love it!

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@puffsaddy26 @JeffVeillette Let's play a game. Which one is you?

@JeffVeillette Yes, why you quote tweeting me like you got an audience? Respond under my response like a fucking man. Goddamn soyboy beta cuck

I always wonder what league these “this happens every game” guys are watching when it’s said for things like this. Dudes are getting drilled from behind 150 feet away from the play in every game you watch?