Dave Gibson

@SunnivaGunn @ArgyleBecky

@ArgyleBecky / totally upended the snack table and children had got soaked. Another of my daughters had another child who cut her school sweatshirt with scissors. And another daughter was actually threatened in secondary by a very scary boy who ended up hitting the man who cut the grass 2/2

My friend ‘s daughter is a teacher in an Aberdeen School. She said it is almost impossible to teach as there are children in her class who are totally unsuitable for main stream education and impinge severely on the other children’s education. This is down to the SNP.

@casualsdirect Someone has nicked the ball 😳

40th anniversary ASC(Aberdeen Soccer Casuals)

@StellarArtoisGB @Joey7Barton

Did you know 😏 He rubbed lemon juice on his face. Robbed two banks. Smiled at the cameras. Got caught in an hour. And changed psychology forever. In 1995, McArthur Wheeler walked into two banks in Pittsburgh and robbed them with no mask, no disguise, and lemon juice on his face. He believed that because lemon juice works as invisible ink on paper, it would make his face invisible to cameras. He smiled directly into the security cameras. Police aired the footage on the evening news and arrested him within an hour. When shown the tape, Wheeler stared at the screen and said, "But I wore the juice." He had tested the theory with a Polaroid selfie and didn't appear in the photo — because lemon juice got in his eyes and he aimed the camera at the ceiling. His case inspired Cornell psychologists David Dunning and Justin Kruger to publish their 1999 paper defining the Dunning-Kruger Effect — the cognitive bias where people with low ability drastically overestimate their own competence.

@theiaincameron youtu.be/EcK3JX1XZNw?si…

The Flannan Isles in Scotland has a bafflingly mysterious tale that has confounded folk for over a century. On December 15, 1900 the lighthouse on Eilean Mòr was found unmanned. The three keepers, Thomas Marshall, James Ducat, and Donald McArthur, simply disappeared. (1/n)

State of this shite

@ScotRail @Choccy07Joe Otherwise known as price gouging in America

@Choccy07Joe Hi there, the pricing of tickets isn't solely related to the length or mileage for a journey. Other facts are taken into consideration such as market conditions and demand for tickets on any given route. Apologies. ^Rebecca

Can @ScotRail advise why West Calder to Glas Central is nearly double price of Shotts to Glas Central. Most ticket types. Yet the difference is a 3rd of the journey ? Complete rip off cost. A return £14.10 yet £7odds for Shotts a short trip along road ?

@gus_tawse Still a shitehole and empty then ?

@gus_tawse bought it. just like the darts titles !!!

“Evening Express Pub of the Year 1980, you’ll never sing that”.

@casualsdirect Foreword by Irvine ha ha ha ha ha

Hibs Boys - Andy Blance

@GSO_Police Hey @grok what if I swap the gearbox

Please be aware. Don’t get a rental car of the same make and model as your own and then change the tires “because you needed new tires.”

@casualsdirect Selfie before selfies were a thing

ASC in Edinburgh

@rodger_garry @Gillies1963 Oh and I forgot to say, I never meant to apologise ye boring void of humour illiterate prick. Ha ha Mon eh tongs 😂

@dg6314 @Gillies1963 No probs bud ta for message.👍👍👍👍👍

On this day in 2006 my pal Don McVicar succumbed to MND at the age of 43, gone but never forgotten….he was some boy.

@NatalieAHood Mon eh Dave

Still stormy tonight here in Aberdeen 🌊 Is this still storm Chandra or have we moved onto storm Dave now? ⛈️

@rodger_garry @Gillies1963 I apologise, it was a clumsy joke meant as banter to an old pal fae school, black humour is good if it is taken the right way.

@dg6314 @Gillies1963 Do u go to night classes to be a prick or does it come naturally?

@rabbryso Minder

@rodger_garry @Gillies1963 Ha ha calm Doon Rodger or Garry, fits yer middle name ? Ha ha , Bet it’s Malcolm ha ha ha bet I’m right Malcolm

@dg6314 @Gillies1963 Who the fuck are u

@Gillies1963 @GeorgeB97665083 You shaggin the hired help again ?

@GeorgeB97665083 I’ll tell her indoors.

Ive been quiet all week of people saying Leven doing a good job, hes been there in all the shit so time for total reform from every position from under 18's to Leven gone, start again, in fact sack the tea lady too

@Gillies1963 @rodger_garry Only cause yer a closet hun 😳

@rodger_garry 😂😂 😂…..I can imagine! The fucker would phone me up in the middle of the night and start singing the sash doon the phone!

@GilesGraeme @banksodee_fc Like most of the kincorth rats 😂

Oi @banksodee_fc , the cheeky wee bugger hasnt paid