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i’ve got a full schedule of switching up on my day ones, biting the hand that feeds me and throwing stones in glass houses

tracy morgan should’ve thrown up again to really solidify that knicks win

forgot i’m on the gay zionism app my bad

One of my favorite videos on the internet. The sound of it sloshing around lmao

I’m sorry my mum started following me

i hate bushwick like how are you gay & a zionist

I'm trying to be less condescending. I bet you don't even know what that means.

perhaps my favorite New Yorker reject of the year so far

i’m a serial monogamist bc i need a personal photographer at all times

I will never forget how the GQ 2016 “Young Thug Is an ATLien” profile on him opens. One of the best write ups on a musician of all time

1 drink in at the office happy hour & i’m pulling up pictures of my niece 🤷🏽‍♀️

POV: youre about to be added to the no fly list

turns out the quality of your life really is determined by the quality of your relationships

Yo how do i get a girl i just met to leave her loving relationship

can he just send his wife