sisi shalewa

@stylishnene 😂😂😂 reality is far from them

You are expecting your wife after 3 kids to have a flat iron surface tummy Yet you who is a man Has a tummy bigger than a cow Mschewww

Adult life in Nigeria is basically: one unexpected debit away from anger.

This adulthood doesn’t have mid-term break at all 😭😭😭

@currentiyke Yam

Gun to your governor's head, name one fruit you know.😁

@Molayoo_ You want make dem blow my governor away 😂😂

Periwinkle!!!

@AjeboDanny God don call my own to glory… make dem sha send me angel

Swallow your pride and call your parents for help before you die of hunger.

@Munalozy No wonder 😭😭

Lack of money can delay one's beauty too.

@TEFLONBUG1 @Omo_olodun Everyone’s reality isn’t the same. What is a norm in a place is a ‘taboo’ in another place

@dharmhy2 @Omo_olodun They just wanna gaslight ppl and make it look bad , it has been like this for years even before camera phone and we didn’t complain nor ask for anyone’s opinion. They should gtf

Omo how much is nylon??????? God pls 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

@TEFLONBUG1 @Omo_olodun Exactly

@dharmhy2 @Omo_olodun I was going all around with my nylon yesterday to collect meat from my friends houses bcos I know they may not have nylon or forget to buy.. Today I killed my own ram too and ppl will come as usual . If it’s not bcos of the camera, nobody will know shit

@Sisi_Yemmie I remember that matter. Haaaa Jesus Christ

Omo… that lady that brought that little girl from the village and took care of her, treated her so well that the girls family wanted her back and they were dragging the matter… the lady don die o 😳

@LionInCrisis @AjetScott Your steeze in the mud…. Washing your ass in public 😂😂

DELETE RIGHT NOW!!!

@BalogunSonia4 Live chicken 🤮

Tell us a smell you can't stand 🤢

@Stepharny1 Never

Would you marry someone who never wants to have children?

@Lifeof_AG01 He just said it now now 😫

When was the last time someone looked you in your eyes and said, “I love you, babe”?

@eugeeyy Affords quality education

Still on children's day.. What's that thing you wish every Nigerian Child had access to?

How does camel meat taste?

@_financeintel Na only ileya meat I Dey like

@dharmhy2 E be like say you like meat pass me oo 😂

So people really do not understand the reason behind this? It takes a certain level of eye-opening to see. Back in the days, our Muslim friends and Muslims we know used to bring meat for us on Sallah day. That was before my eyes opened and I realized why they usually share the meat. Now I don’t wait for them to bring it anymore, na me dey go their house to solicit for the meat. As you were!

Awa o ri nkankan ooo 😭😭

@MrMekzy_ They’re expecting same time, same location next year. Happy Children’s day to you too

I entered chicken republic to buy chickwizz, one little boy handed me a baloon and asked me to blow it for him so he can attach it to his stick. Immediately I collected it, the other children surrounded me and asked me to blow theirs. See me blowing balloon like it was a paid job. As i dey blow am, i dey give the security to attach to the stick. I blew ballons till my cheeks started hurting, over 20 balloons mehn. I had to run for my life.😭