Proud Papa, PhD

@blueskypinit Every moment of this video was an increasingly rage-filled soul-crushing reminder of how utterly stupid we’ve become. I want off this rock. #PlusSheFuckingSneezed

An egg carton transformed this cake

Grateful to announce that this is now on pre-sale at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and at the Brazos Press platform. A long time coming but fairly soon it will be here. It’s what I’ve been trying to say in online spaces for a decade and more.

Their qualifications include Fulbright Scholar, sex video game creator, and Hot Girls for Zohran, writes Olivia Reingold. thefp.com/p/mangione-pre…

Fan or not, this is brilliant. Viral political marketing done well. Political campaigns have just been changed forever.

@thehill #schadenfreude

Virginia’s Spanberger fumes after Supreme Court declines to reinstate new map thehill.com/homenews/state…

@samueljrob 74-68 3:05 left

@samueljrob 71-63 Det 4:30 left in 3rd

I currently do not know what the score is in the pistons cavs game

This is what local accountability looks like: In Festus, Missouri, a town of about 14,000 people, the city council quietly approved a $6 billion Ai data center to be built on 360 acres just north of Highway 67. Residents say they were never properly heard. Meetings were held in private. Documents were released too late. A week after the approval, the town held a regular election. Voter turnout jumped 129 percent. Every single council member who had voted yes lost in a landslide. A 70-year-old first-time candidate beat an 8-year incumbent by 40 percentage points. Now a recall petition is circulating to remove the mayor as well. The lawsuit against the city is already filed. Has your local government ever been held accountable like this? 🔥

RIP Ask Jeeves. The natural-language search engine founded in 1996 was rebranded as Ask in 2006, and officially shut down on May 1. Here are the Wayback Machine’s first and last captures of the site. When websites disappear, the historical record can disappear with them. The @WaybackMachine preserves that history – capturing the web so its past remains accessible. Explore 30 years of web history: web.archive.org #90s #90sNostalgia #WebHistory #WebDesign

@justicecometh Genuine question - what’s with the different colorings of the cards? That’s a lot of yellow, and one quarter with no color at all.

People just don’t get it. When I made this meme , I was pointing out that Trump has always been the wild card in looking glass… “They never thought she would lose…”

@CBSNews I guess it ends with them

Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni have reached a settlement in the lawsuit brought by the actress over allegations of sexual harassment on the set of the movie "It Ends With Us." "It is our sincere hope that this brings closure and allows all involved to move forward constructively and in peace, including a respectful environment online," attorneys for the involved parties said in a joint statement.

@AP You know this isn’t news, right?

Watch live as celebrities depart the Mark Hotel and the Carlyle Hotel for the 2026 Met Gala. Beyoncé, Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams and Anna Wintour will be hosting the gala. youtube.com/watch?v=syi-RZ…

Everyone was afraid that alien disclosures would stop the world from operating normally! Everyone’s like the government‘s probably lying and I got too much going on to care!

Had I been invited to the lunch with King Charles, I would have brought along the copy of the Senate Manual that he was given during his 1970 visit to the Capitol, which he must have accidentally misplaced because I found it in a used book store for $20

@SpencerKlavan My house is more aerodynamic than a jeep wrangler

I have been saying this for years

@PappenheimWx There’s a “that’s just what your mom calls me” joke in there, but it may not be appropriate to make…

FAT PIPE just now south of Foraker, OK

@StonedApe #Based

Breaking News from the Situation Room (dramatization of Event.) 🚫PANICANS 🇺🇸

#GetOutTheVote #2026 americasfavteacher.org/2026/zachary-k…

@kangminlee @Rightanglenews

@Rightanglenews This is indescribably evil. Public execution is the moderate solution.

Two gay men in Nashville are sparking nationwide outrage after recording a video of themselves mocking the baby they had via surrogacy as it cries for its mother for content. Man: “Who do you want, Dada or Pop?” Baby: “Mama” Man: “No, there is no mama.” Baby: cries