Dieggs

@SepzenoOfficial Blue. Spiderman is broke asf.

Which pill are you taking?

@_lawslaw It's a big project. Wdym?

He need the money that bad? 😭😭

@iamteeeboss @worldranking_ Idk. I think cheating would go down dramatically if this started happening.

@worldranking_ Damn this looks scary and terrifying. Thank God it doesnt happen with humans 😂😂😂

@__Sharyf I have bacteria. She has bacteria. We exchange. I give, she takes. She gives, I take. Perfect balance

A 10-second kiss can exchange up to 100 million bacteria between two people.

@yabaleftonline Nah. The guy can't feel the machine going 500km beyond his hairline?

Barber shows off his handiwork and explains how he got so skilled at his craft.

@ejs64 @iky_fwjett Fair.

@dieggsc52 @iky_fwjett He just wanted to do it.

i took a shit in my grandma's cat's litterbox when i was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, i helped her.

@Bronx_wrangler @fungai48837930 @Abramjee @FrankDe99908 If you want to do satire, this isn't the best way to do it. You can't say shitty stuff and call it satire and insult people for thinking you're serious.

@fungai48837930 @Abramjee @FrankDe99908 Did you know there is a direct link between understanding satire and cognitive ability?

Suspected hijackers cornered. ⚠️ WARNING: Graphic.

@KingRuky @worldranking_ Does the tattoo show these movements like some sort of screen or something?

@dieggsc52 @worldranking_ Of course. The hyperrealistic tattoos are made of nano bots that receive feedback from the oculomotor nerve via neuralink synchronization enabling it to mimic movements by the other eye.

@Donaldthetank @worldranking_ x.com/i/status/20365… Next time, instead of being a uncivilised, learn to reply like this. Fvcking donkey

@dieggsc52 @worldranking_ You’re the retard, dumbass

@Mr_Husky1 Don't go through with the wedding if not sharing the inheritance is the reason he won't marry you. And I thought women were supposed to be the ones who did bullshit like this

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@UtdMaI What if you lose 5 and draw 2 and arsenal bottle the league?

Not forgetting Opta predicted Man United will finish 10th with 57 points . Manchester United are still having 7 matches to play and they're having 55 points already.😂

@CNviolations Would do it for 50

Where do I sign?

@Donaldthetank @worldranking_ Who tf is this retard? What question do you think I'm asking?

@dieggsc52 @worldranking_ Are you that stupid, read your comment again You have your answer

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah has decided to LEAVE LIVERPOOL in June, at the end of the current season.

@FabrizioRomano From wanting a new contract to a shambolic season for both him and Liverpool. Still a legend eitherway. Just sad he probably won't leave on a high

@NeoRepublic_ZA You could hear him way before he even came in frame. Wtf. What exactly was he trynna do?

Speed Kills💔💔💔😭😭😭

@_Afcbanks Blud said community shields

You removed the community shields to suit your agenda but still we’ve got more trophies than Man city

@kvng_baff Of course. But without the ball

@dieggsc52 Bruno Fernandes will reach the box without you knowing how that happened

No matter your pace, there’s no way you are getting a ball from Bruno Fernandes in situation like this.

@iiiamdara Yes. Break up with him and save him the trouble of the bullshit he'll deal with later if you don't