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"I didn't get to where I am today by playing it safe." - Guy inside an Urgent Care Center
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dietcomedy
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Ben Rixen/Krunch Wakefield. Humorist/Comic/Neuroscientist/Dingbat/Writer/Deviant. Los Angeles.
Los Angeles, CA Katılım Aralık 2009
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Twitter/X is such garbage
Follow me on Threads where I post musings daily
same username
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My name has been on the Comedy Store wall for twelve years now. Nobody ever notices it because I wrote it really tiny.
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In Los Angeles, we have five comedy clubs and twenty six "comedy clubs."
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Will Arnett recently said that they are currently writing the sequel to Is This Thing On? and that it entails his character moving to L.A and then saying something homophobic at an Alt show and then only being able to get stage time by hosting an open mic at a dive bar in Pacoima
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I saw Nate Bargatze drop in at a comedy club last night and he was PISSED at how some people had recently turned on him for taking a photo with Republican Senator Marsha Blackburn. I've never seen a clean comedian be so upset, he must've yelled out "aw-shucks" a good seven times
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@LightGaffle Perez wasn't eligible for a bonus because he missed weight
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Interested to know if Alex Perez gets a finish bonus, since he missed weight… #UFC324
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@SeanSheehanBA Does Perez get a bonus even though he missed weight?
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$75k in bonuses (at least) already handed out tonight. Love to see it. #UFC324
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Whole thought not captured here so just to be 1000% clear:
Arman is without a doubt the #1 guy.
Figured they’d want to kick off the P+ era with Ilia and Paddy - two huge stars - so that’s what I’m saying here but now hearing that’s not the case. So if we’re gonna wait until spring it should be Ilia x Arman.
Ariel Helwani@arielhelwani
The lightweight title picture is pretty clear. The best way to kick off the Paramount era in January is Ilia x Paddy. Bring Arman out, have him fight the winner. I’d sign up for Ilia x Arman today. Arman definitely deserves it, but Paddy is right there. Strike while the iron is hot—he hasn’t fought since April. As for Gaethje, there’s just no momentum there. Sorry.
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@aaronbronsteter Can you explain why there was no controversy on this? Looked like it was on his head. Thanks
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@aaronbronsteter How many other times has there been more than one fotn? And what were they?
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@ufc @ToyoTires How many other times has there been more than one fotn? And what were they?
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L.A folks: I am putting on a free comedy show in Alhambra this Friday. It will be taking place at a non alcohol having bar called Free Spirited, they do mocktails & food. Show is open to all ages. Come on out, should be a good time. All pertinent info listed on the flier. Thanks
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White says that he doesn't know who let Paddy Pimblett into the cage and that it should have never happened, but he was no longer cage side at the time.
He isn't thinking about who is next for Ilia tonight and we will see how it plays out.
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Dana White is speaking to media following UFC 317
Notes Below 👇
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Abdul-Malik puts Brundage away, but it appears it was setup by a clash of heads
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@arielhelwani The whole point of a dominant champ moving up is for them to have that great moment of holding both belts up in the air. Declaring the title they already have vacant before the start of the fight robs them of that. At least have them agree to vacate one of the titles a week after
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Is this the end of double champs in the UFC? If anyone deserves the chance, it's Islam and Jon Jones.
I guess we will ultimately find out the answer if Zhang is forced to vacate moving up to fight Valentina.
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