B2A COUGS

@ute111111 Not even to be rude but Bennee as the #24 player in all of college football??? Am I missing something

Bennee potential first round pick, where’s that one tiny Michigan corner that got cooked all last year and couldn’t tackle? Anyone know when PFF will drop the CFL big board? Maybe we’ll see him there?

@ChipotleTweets this is the biggest lie. At my local one in Utah I ask for a little extra pico and they go well have to charge you extra for that…. Love chipotle but when my local one makes you pay for any little amount extra, I lm just not going

@BayAreaTrev If he just gets a hit his first game he’s already better than half the team

SAVE US BRYCE

After 23 years, my Dad is officially retiring from the @USArmy. 5 tours to Iraq and Afghanistan, almost dying a few times as a medic and living in 15 different states. I think he’s ready for unlimited Golf. He also deserves it. All love to those still serving and have served🫡

@ToddLlewellyn @jessewardclark Driving to the store rn to try this

This is a @jessewardclark appreciation post for introducing me to this deliciousness. 🙏

Just saw a video of BYUs first drive against Texas Tech in the CCG. Man that had me so fired up. If only the game ended right then😂

@AmericanAir how when I checked into my flight I paid $54 for a seat closer to the front and then 10 minutes before boarding you switch my seat and throw me in the very back and that seat was free but I was willing to pay to be more in the front?? Would love a refund on the 54

Anyone know what to do on a 14 hour layover lol

@gggiants Please tell me how the FO keeps justifying Ryan Walker…

The series win streak ends

@ToddLlewellyn @pestctrlguy I was a 3 strikes you’re out kind of guy when I did it. How many d2d reps come to your house a week? In the summer prolly like 10 I’m guessing?

Pest control salesman knocked on my door so obviously I have to tweet about it for @pestctrlguy I respect the hustle. This is not a dig at door knockers. What is the standard practice for how many times someone has to say no? I said no 5 times until I just said, "I am really sorry" and I closed the door while he was still talking. I politely said no 5 times.

@ToddLlewellyn Why do I feel like someone called you for a plumbing issue, you quoted them and then they said they could do it for way less on their own…

I called my barber and he said it’s $35 for a hair cut. I told him that I can buy a 3 pack of scissors on Amazon for $8. He hung up.

Who just absolutely hates the dudes that walk around Walmart trying to get to know you and join their sales team or stupid company. So annoying

@TheRealCoach_JB @Darnell_Smith95 Browns drafted both these cats….

@Big12Pokes Message her and ask if she meets your criteria

Ain’t no way

@iiTzz_Tyrell Shoutout to all mothers! Glad she’s doing great. How’s the baby?

Gotta shout out my wife. She has intense anxiety. And through out this whole process she’s handled it like a champ. About to be 35 weeks pregnant while having surgery and still trucking along. Amazing strength and resilience. The prayers have been answered for us. Thanks a bunch 💪

@ToddLlewellyn For how many times I’ve seen your vans and posted pics of them. The world gotta be on my side and give the good juju to win this

New hats. Comment on this post and I will pick 3 random people that get a free hat.

@aLJayMartin CHATGPT SAID IT FIRST. HEISMAN INCOMING

@ToddLlewellyn @BYUfootball Wait a second. Your first name has been Mike this whole time!??!

@dillard_doug @BYUfootball

I’m having way too much fun with this chatgpt. @BYUfootball just hire me at this point

@PorterNielsen5 @BYUGuy87 @BYUfootball This

@dillard_doug @BYUGuy87 @BYUfootball What AI are you using? And what prompt do you give it?

@lopsided_33 @BYUGuy87 @BYUfootball Make an art of Kalani Sitake, advanced level design, 9:16, cellphone wallpaper. I then had to describe some more but that was the initial prompt

@dillard_doug @BYUGuy87 @BYUfootball What prompt are you giving it