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@EBL2017 Keep moving those goalposts fanboy

Arsenal’s standards were on the floor when Mikel Arteta arrived at Arsenal. They were doomed to mid-table mediocrity. Now? They are in April and competing for the Premier League title AND the Champions League title. Like Mikel said today in his press conference. PERSPECTIVE!

@EBL2017 A level of Arteta dickriding heretofore unseen.

🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta's Arsenal are the best tactical team in the world. They are coached within an inch of their life. They combine positional play with fluidity optimally whilst being elite defensively. Yet, right now, the football is not free flowing. Here's why 👇 THREAD! 🚨

What’s that? @scotabapp has @Kalshi top props, too? AND people are winning😳?! Maybe check us out, maybe 🤷 idk 🤷 apps.apple.com/us/app/scotab/…

@LegionHoops *whispers* …the ethical MVP…🤫

🗣️Old newspaper guy voice🗣️ “@NBA props here! Get your @NBA props!!” 📱: apps.apple.com/us/app/scotab/…

Last 20-game trends for #GoSpursGo Stephon Castle, @BillSimmons thinks he's an All-NBA player 👀 Do you? 🤔

@HoustonRockets And then Ime benched him for Tari, who immediately fouled a three point shooter lol.

and then follows up with a THREE 🎯

Today’s @Scotab Parlay of the Day for @DraftKings: Dennis Schroeder — Over 3.5 assists (+103) Quentin Grimes — Under 2.5 3 pointers made (-111) Derrick Jones — Under 13.5 points (-117) Season prediction accuracy: 2,299/4,108 (56%) Full prop board + data: scotab.com/props

Lakers' plan: get Luka the ball Rockets' plan: Tari Eason middie 🧱

Who winning round three tonight? #AllFire #lakeshow @Lakers @HoustonRockets @espn

Already with 4 points, will he shake this recent stretch 👀 @HoustonRockets follow all player trends on ScoTab.com

@RedNinetyFour @MittyData Dunno but I’ve sold my last 10 games and have the rest of the season listed and, despite cancelling formally, haven’t heard shit from a season ticket rep. They obviously don’t care.

I’m legitimately curious why ownership thinks fans should continue buying tickets and spending their evenings tuning in to watch this complete slop after the GM himself basically said he was punting on the year. To watch the “development” we’re seeing?

The West #3 @Lakers visit the #4 @HoustonRockets tonight on #NBC, will the #Lakeshow winstreak continue in Houston? ScoTab.com

Don't look now but Jalen Green is on one of those heaters again 👀😤 Can he and @Suns keep it up vs. the @Raptors? Follow along at ScoTab.com

The Alien vs The Anomaly(?) stands out in tonight's 11-game slate. Will Wembanyama dominate another top team? Follow along, analyze trends, compare players and more at ScoTab.com

Jokic. Shai. NBC. Tonight. #cinema

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Who will win today’s Texas-sized battle between the Rockets and Spurs? Drop your predictions 👇 and follow all hoop action at scotab.com

Who will finish third in the West this year? The Houston Rockets or the Minnesota Timberwolves? Both take the court tonight separated by .04 in win percentage 🍿

@oeste This is mean. :(

konate thinking about his next duolingo lesson, blanked out for a second