I am Timi B

80th minute in the Champions League final and you need a goal, who are you bringing on?

He said UK 🇬🇧 is a trap, do you agree. Some truth but not completely.

Nigerians, Admit it, you miss PDP’s government.

We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down. They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests. They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs. Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation. They charged us $250K for this privilege. During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking. I looked around the conference room. Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments. The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs. I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera. But nobody listens to the guy who works here. You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday. I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization. It feels like the right move.

Date canceled. He laughed too hard when Arsenal lost to Manchester city. Priorities matter 😌

🚨🛑 Arteta on Kepa starting instead of Raya: “I would do that AGAIN. No regrets”. “I have to do what I think is right, honest and fair. It would have been very, very unfair on him and on the team to do something different”.

Mikel Arteta and the Arsenal players look deflated after their Carabao Cup final defeat 😓

Am I the only Arsenal fan who doesn’t care if we win this trophy or not?

We’ll beat this Brighton today, I’m very sure of it.