John

Huge thanks to my mate @hembuck and his brilliant team at @mediaportprint @MediaportPromo who do so much for our club - not least providing us with hundreds of these superb programmes for the festival. 👏👏👏👏

My 8th novel has been on the New York Times bestseller list for 8 weeks. It is the stuff of dreams. Forever thank you to everyone who has been reading & recommending MY HUSBAND’S WIFE. 🖤🔑

Bruce Mouat’s barmy army 🥌🇬🇧

@_sorrengailll A “ha-ha”

What's rich people shit that poor people haven't heard of?

@ILoveSnooker_ The best shot of all time. Problem solving, execution… simply amazing

Still can’t figure out how Judd Trump imagined and executed this shot! Simply outrageous!

@paulmilham Do one of the Segway tours - good fun, and different sights… 👍

@TheCinesthetic True Romance

What movie is 10/10, yet hardly anyone has heard of it?

@MilitaryCooI A hero. He’s a legend.

Deep in enemy controlled terrain, Michael Murphy and his three man SEAL team were discovered and surrounded by dozens of Taliban fighters. Outnumbered and wounded, Murphy continued to lead from the front fighting, encouraging his men, and refusing to give up. When communications failed and help couldn't reach them, Murphy made a decision he knew could cost him his life. He stepped into open terrain, fully exposed to enemy fire, so he could call for support for his team. Shot and bleeding, he stayed on the line long enough to give their position and request help then returned fire until he was mortally wounded. His final act wasn't for himself. It was for his teammates. For his courage, leadership, and sacrifice, Lt. Michael P. Murphy was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor.

@iman_560 BODMAS

@GunnerPuls Portsmouth FC

Name a football club without letter "E" Impossible

RIP Patricia Routledge, an absolute legend.

@OasisMania The Witchell, Wendover.

@DanBeauchamp01 Good skills Dan. Envious!

Yes just yes

@curiosityonx Sandra

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would you name it?

@cbrookmyre Quite Ugly One Morning one of my favourite books. Such fun. Good news Chris. Can’t wait for this.

First look at the cover for Quite Ugly One Evening, the new Jack Parlabane novel out in May. It's a locked-room murder mystery set on board a trans-Atlantic liner, and is quite definitely a return to the tone of Quite Ugly One Morning. Pre-order here: geni.us/QuiteUglyOneEv…

Small thing to keep an eye on in the final two Tests - Joe Root needs just 120 runs to pass David, KallIS AND Ponting in the all-time list.

Warfare on #netflix. What

The hoover I ordered from Turkey has finally arrived.

These videos are music history. A thread 🧵 1. An unknown band called The Killers play their new song "Mr. Brightside" in 2002

@WG_RumblePants @HomeOfCricket We did a tour a few weeks ago - brilliant stuff. A tour is highly recommended for those who haven’t done it yet.

You have to give it @HomeOfCricket The place looks amazing. It really is one of the great grounds. A fitting venue for the WTC final. #LoveLords