𝐃𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐨

Today is the youngest you are going to be

@kanevato @piamuehlenbeck @elonmusk Guys grow up !

What do we have to do to get my dumb dumb of a husband @kanevato unblocked by @elonmusk 😳😢🤔😛 (he’s very sorry for being rude Mr Musk!)

@Guzmanfitness This is called messaging chat 💬 keep up grandpa 😜

Please stop send 3-4 consecutive text messages when you could send it all in one 😑

@LoveIsland Looser Island

The time has come for #CasaAmor! The question is, which couples are strong enough to survive? Make your predictions and maybe win some personalised merch here 👇 before Tuesday at 11pm #LoveIsland twitter.com/LoveIsland/sta…

@Alphalete @Guzmanfitness guys loving your new releases 🥇but most of them are not available from UK site ! Is this a bug or you are not looking to release all of the items for Europe and UK customers? 🤞🏽

It’s early… and we hope you’re ready. 3 more hours. 🐺 instagram.com/p/CRtZADkj73l/…

@ItsuOfficial @Deliveroo Just got #FoodPoisoning #Eating your rotten #sushi 🤢🤮

ITS'COMING HOME ⚽⁠ ⁠ Don't forget to get your itsu delivered in time to watch England vs. Germany tonight @ 5pm! 25% off the entire menu when you order with @deliveroo

@UkraineAirlines can you please let me know what are the COVID requirements for travelling to Ukraine from London ? Thank you

@verv_inc All about diet walking doesn’t reflect on fat burn 🔥

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Moving on Strong !

@Michelle_Lewin Good luck 🤞🏽

Out in the sun

@RolexTudor It looks exactly the same

The new-generation Explorer II is equipped with calibre 3285, a movement at the forefront of watchmaking technology. The chromalight display markers have also been optimised for better visibility in low light conditions. #Rolex #watchesandwonders2021 #Explorer #Watches

@verv_inc Pile of shit

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What’s new #Audi #A3

@DanielKelly150 What are they ?

I still make time to train even if I've got a lot going on. Right now I do 3 compound exercises during my workout, then I'm done. Workouts take less than 20 minutes and they still kick my ass.

@Philjoh90555382 @DanielKelly150 Compression! It will depend on your form and goals. Heavy ‘bodybuilding type’ squats serve no health benefits

@DanielKelly150 I understand how deadlifting can hurt your back in the long run, but what's the issue with squatting?

I stopped squatting and deadlifting regularly years ago. I decided I want to be in the gym for the rest of my life, not just my 20s. There's plenty of ways to reach your ideal physique. The key is to find the ones that work best for you.

@DanielKelly150 Chronic is cardio! Is Good for burning muscle and fat storage 🏃🏻

Still not sure why people think jogging at the same heart rate for 60 mins on knee-destroying concrete is good for them.

@DenisFirst1 @flyUIA Agree 😂

UIA launched non-stop scheduled flights to Dusseldorf bit.ly/2f5koiW #flyuia

@DanielKelly150 Agreed

People look down on those who take recreational drugs, while self-medicating with food every day.

@DanielKelly150 True story. We make our own reality

You cannot escape the consequences of ignoring reality.