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@jeffdunham The first gen iPod with mechanical wheel held 1000 songs. Not 100.

Hey, what do you do for a living?” 😄 I was driving the Vector W8 the other day and was spotted by car enthusiast Daniel Mac… … so I figured, why not have him swing by the warehouse and check out a few of my favorite cars? Perfect timing, considering my new series Jeff Dunham’s The Cars That Drove Us premieres March 31 on @Discovery. 🚗 Check it out!

@HQNewsNow Cognitive tests are given when there is suspicion of impairment. The fact that he’s been given several shows that doctors are administering them to track the rate of decline.

Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me

@DMBGorgeCrew @paullemiremusic Have every stub saved. Also, DMB at the SB Bowl… awesome. Love that venue.

Check out this 1995 ticket stub from @paullemiremusic! Do you still have your stubs saved from back in the day? #dmb #davematthewsband #davematthews #dmbgorgecrew #dmbgc

@Slackoffski @LangmanVince

@LangmanVince It was probably her idea

Who on Earth thought this was a good idea to do to 80-year-old Liza Minnelli?

@SuperLameHandle @ItsMrsRabbitToU Well, not sure if you’ve spent much time in AZ, but water is pretty scarce and at a premium for regular residents and agriculture, and more strain on grids to support massive amounts of cooling aren’t ideal. All so ppl can make dumb videos of memes and soulless “art”.

@dinkyvision @ItsMrsRabbitToU OK? Air conditioning for the building, water cooling towers for keeping the servers cool. Problem solved.

Whoever decided that Arizona was the best place for data centers must be absolutely braindead. Up to 120° for over half of the year. Genius. 🙄

@MetamateDaz I have tons of ambient sounds & various focus music/audio that I often have at a low volume and minimize all the content. Just some waterfall sounds, or a scifi soundscape to enable quiet reflection time.

You used to have your bet ideas in the shower, now you have a waterproof speaker. You used to get lost in thought waiting for the train, now you have a phone to fill the gap. You used to daydream on long flights, now there's a screen in your hand and on the seat in front of you. You used to think on your morning commute, now you have a podcast playing before you leave the house. We used to stare in to the sky or into a fire and let our minds drift, now we have TVs and phone to replace that. We filled every silence and lost all of our peace, creativity and ideas that lived within that silence.

@goodboyyy2001 @projecthailmary My wife got me the Aspect Ratio blanket for Xmas. I love it. It’s a good heavy weight & made well.

@projecthailmary I need a rocky figure like this Marcel one!!

Wonder if there’s anywhere you could pre-order a Rocky plush? 🤔 Oh, yeah! Right here: a.co/d/0fvOsylo

@DylanG9199 @projecthailmary @chrizmillr Yea, I’d rock that for sure.

@projecthailmary @chrizmillr THE HAT NEXT

@projecthailmary @chrizmillr Done

@SuperLameHandle @ItsMrsRabbitToU It’s over 100° for like 7 months out of the year. We get weeks in mid summer that are 118°.

@ItsMrsRabbitToU You are an idiot. Cheap land, cheap electricity, low humidity. There is a thing called air conditioning you dolt.

@EricLDaugh Ah… yes. 1929… such a great time for America.

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump posts footage of New York City in 1929 Trump is reminiscing about an America that isn't flooded with 3rd world savages and destroyed by modern leftist policies 🇺🇸 FULL MAGA!

@rothschildmd The thing with malignant narcissists is that they truly actually cannot fathom a world without them in it, therefore they have zero issues with destroying everything because if they’re not around, it doesn’t matter. Thats a very dangerous person to have in charge.

Trump is so disinhibited and disconnected from reality that he's openly talking about going nuclear in Iran. I'd imagine he has one adviser telling him that using nukes would make him history's most important president and own the woke left, and another reminding him nuclear war would be bad for his golf courses and hotels. Which one he listens to might decide the fate of the world.

@DanODonne11 @TheWapplehouse I can hear a very slight similarity with Air, but it’s definitely not that (I’ve listened to that album - Moon Safari- thousands of times).

@TheWapplehouse From what i can find the song was written just for parades. Someone said it's La femme d'argent by Air, but doesn't sound the same. youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lses…

Anyone recognize what song this is? Driving me insane. It’s so familiar but I can’t place it. It rips tho.

@Acyn Roger Sterling in The Chrysanthemum and the Rose energy.

Reporter: Why didn't you tell allies about the war before attacking Iran? Trump: We wanted it to be a surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?

@crockpics There’s an old location around the corner from us. It’s a Chinese food place now but the arches are still there. It’s fairly recognizable. They redid the roof and removed the main bell arch long ago.

Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at a Taco Bell, San Luis Obispo, California, 1968. This is the original Taco Bell location, the Santa Rosa Street location. Notice the old-school mission-style architecture and the 25-cent menu items on the wall behind them. Did you ever eat at one of these original locations back in the day?

@Rainmaker1973 Using Oppenheimer music is an odd choice.

Charles Diaz, a robotics enthusiast, has built a real life version of TARS, the iconic robot from the film "Interstellar."

@reiamimami The Velveeta versions are FAR superior.

Some of u have never been broke/hungry before and it shows— hamburger helper is elite. Food shaming in this economy is crazyyyyyyyyy.

@IndianaGPA He’s been doing this bit for 30 years.

Jay Mohr with a hilarious Christopher Walken story 😆 In my opinion the best impression of CW 🤣