Rev. Colin Dipple 💙 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🌈

I have a hankering for chocolate

@Nick_Wellings @Keir_Starmer @FbmHero To be fair to Keith, he's right. Although I have no interest in the conflict I have a lot of interest in energy prices not going up.

@Keir_Starmer @FbmHero "translation: please don't bomb the gas, because my voters will get upset at higher prices"

I condemn in the strongest terms the overnight Iranian strike on a Qatari gas facility. We are working towards a swift resolution to the situation in the Middle East, in the best interests of the British people – because there is no question that ending the war is the quickest way to reduce the cost of living.

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutALaugh Chuckleberry Finn

@karenfthompson @KayM77 As glorious as the concept

@dippcol @KayM77 What a glorious term

I have three days off this week my dear Twits .. as I’m using up spare holiday days before the end of the month.. As hungry husband hasn’t really been eating much lately. I thought I would splurge out and buy half a leg of lamb , so I got a small joint for £15 from Tesco.. We’ve had the most gorgeous midweek roast lamb dinner, Such indulgence for a Wednesday, but HH just polished off a whole plate of roast potatoes, roast lamb with mint gravy and Brussel sprouts , We are so stuffed we cannot move off the settee to drag our weary bodies upstairs to bed to sleep this off.. I think we’re gonna be in a food coma for a few days….🤣🤣🤣😴

@KayM77 @karenfthompson 'Winesday', if you will.

@karenfthompson Before we lived together, I spent Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday nights with my ex husband, and they were "wine nights" (so a good dinner). Tonight was pork loin with roasted red onions, pears, and new potatoes (and kale & carrot), because Wednesday's a wine night.

@KayM77 What a very interesting question

What do pets make of Botox? Monty cat is deaf, so he can't hear me, but he understands just from my expression if I'm telling him he's fuzzy and handsome and can lie on my lap, or if he's a nuisance and banished to his bed.

@KayM77 "My lady, I bring news! The castle is surrounded and the knights are oe'r whelmed, if we bolt fast the gates we may yet remain, though fate wouldst have us perish"

Monty cat goes out for 30 seconds for a drink of water and bursts back in as if he's bringing news of battle.

@knittykittywool Groovy. DM the deets

@dippcol I can definitely do that.

If I’m MIA for a while it’s because I’m making this…in black 🙄😳

@knittykittywool A silvery grey, might be nice

@dippcol Any colour other than black & you have a deal!

@knittykittywool @BintyMustard She is one of the most modestest people on here

@BintyMustard I’m absolutely wonderful & very modest!

Looking to follow some new lovely people on here….any recommendations? (I promise I’m nice & relatively normal😊)

@Parody_PM Fortunately the readers of this publication are not the type to be flogging fake fivers.

There we have it - who needs a public consultation when you can just ask the dribbling illiterates who buy a right wing shit-rag what they think?

@MarthaHD A perfect birthday present

It’s really happening… GHOSTS: The Possession of Button House will be released in cinemas nationwide across the UK and Ireland on Friday 23rd October 2026. What a Halloween dream! 👻🎃🥳 #bbcghosts #ghosts #ghoststhemovie

Hey, Twitter, what is the point of blocking people if I can still see their shitty adverts?

@fionajroberts1 Well, it isn't called 'answer time'

Why do they call it question time, when Keir Starmer doesn't answer any questions?

@thedailymemes_ People won't always have calculators with them, 'all the time'

Let's hear it

@drhingram Liebfraumilch?

Which wine pairs best with cornflakes?

@ThrillaRilla369 Wouldn't have come out without them.

Your house is on fire and you’ve just escaped outside to safety. Then you realize your pet is still trapped inside. Do you go back in to try to save them? 🐕 🐈 🐇

@BladeoftheS Will that be the same aircraft carrier the Cheeto-in-Chief told us to keep because he didn't need it?

France is sending 10 warships to the Strait of Hormuz after President Trump called on countries to join the US Navy in attempting to reopen the key passage. The UK has declined to deploy an aircraft carrier. Good we want no part in this.

@DeputyGrocott Looks like a break-well I'll get me coat

Dropped the bloody Bakewell didn’t I?!