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@NewsDay_Zim Dzema bribe $2 million

🔴A RECORD 58 830 vehicles were impounded by the Harare City Council last year, generating over US$1 million in traffic fines amid growing concern over increasing numbers of rogue drivers. newsday.co.zw/local-news/art…

@Brian___Jethro Ini handina mangwana ndosimuka i go for ur lips next hands all over her

Panotoda munyati musvinhu kuti munhu abve on that chair 😅

@tiichakunda @CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe @PoliceZimbabwe may arrest you for arresting him 😆 🤣

@CrimeWatchZW @PoliceZimbabwe People need to arrest him and hand him over to the @PoliceZimbabwe since they are too lazy to do their job!

A ZANU PF activist who is wanted for stealing human rights lawyer Doug Coltart’s phone was seen at the Workers’ Day event held at Dzivaresekwa Stadium in Harare on May 1. @PoliceZimbabwe

@TembaMliswa Aah ko yemunhu zvayo police shame

On my way from an exciting holiday in Zambia I had an unpleasant experience with a Zambian Police Assistant Inspector along the Chirundu Highway who wanted to robe us in broad daylight. He flagged us down 15 km from the border and without explaining any charge demanded that we turn the car back and drive to Lusaka. We asked what the issue was but he couldn't explain and yet demanded 1000 Kwacha if he would leave us. We refused, gave him my passport and will be making a formal charge against him to Zambia Police Service. It's shocking how corruption is eroding public services to this shocking point in our countries. @DailyNationZM @QfmZambia @zadama24 @Zambia_Reports @ZambianObserver @ZP_service @PoliceZamb61410

A guy had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her. That night, his father called him. "Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Waudza mukadzi wako here?" "Kwete baba." "Why?" "Handidi anetseke, vanhu vacho havatane stress." "Saka wangu wamuudzirei?"

@ZBCNewsonline Idzo dzakanyora Cambridge

GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES UNIFIED EXAMINATION POLICY FOR 2027 The Minister of Primary and Secondary Education, Honourable Torerayi Moyo, told Senate that starting in 2027, it will be mandatory for all schools in Zimbabwe to register learners for ZIMSEC examinations. This policy shift ensures that students in both public and private institutions adhere to the national assessment framework. #ZBCUpdates #EducationPolicy #ZIMSEC2027 #PrimaryEducation #SecondaryEducation #NationalStandards #Zimbabwe

@mi62206 Ngoma huru

A group of drums is called what?

@ZimViral Vari busy kubvunza ma fire extinguisher nema spare wheel

Nhasi i Workers Day, but police irimo mu road. Ko kumbozororawo nhai veduwee!

@zanupf_patriots We nani

We are delivering a beautiful renovated stadium‼️

@msiziworld Cute until it invades your food and wardrobe

Look what I found in my house 💔💔😭 What should I do??

@ChatuBellamine Pschikomama ndiyoyo kumbovhura hombe

We, together with Mom, had the opportunity to meet President ED and express our profound gratitude for his unconditional support. He cautioned me against repeating any barbaric acts that could tarnish my dad's legacy. I'm committed to reform and become a well-behaved individual.

Only money has the right to say, "You'll regret losing me." The rest of you, calm the F down.

Whenever you meet a woman, she’s already categorizing you without you knowing The first category she tries to put you in is:

You're dating people who are deleting your chats everyday

Nhasi ndaona nyuchi yakandiruma ndiri grade 3 ndikaimhanyisa ndikaibata. Izvezvi ndikuibaya magaro netsono. Andina mhosva inorova ini!

@nyaa_nyarie Moda kupedza nhamo dzese newaya

Uchingobuda ne $100 pamba hauite one hour unenge wakutofunga kuti ndabirwa 🙌

@DillenMasawi So vanomisa yavari kuziva ine nyaya or kumisa and start investigating

Munenge muchiganza nema Fortuner akabhadhara duty rema Demio ka imi?

@oneal_k_ Kunge yakaona chill master

Being single gives me time to read the Bible….guys jeremiah akaona horror 😂💔😭🙌

@wicknellchivayo Izvi zvakamboitwa kupi muno mu Africa kana pasi rino ,aah muri mukuru

DON’T TALK TO ME, TALK TO MY LAWYERS...⚖️ A WISE man once said that in life, ALWAYS ensure that you have a GOOD WIFE, a GOOD BUSINESS, and a GOOD LAWYER. Two weeks ago, I experienced FIRST HAND the importance of having a good team of LAWYERS. I became the HAPPIEST man after the HIGH COURT ruled that I must have access to the most PRECIOUS people in my life, my two minor children, who had been UNJUSTIFIABLY withheld from me despite being consistently a present, LOVING and supportive father. The Court challenge was METICULOUSLY prosecuted through one of the FINEST LEGAL MINDS. Even though I always stand as your SENIOR LEAD COUNSEL and learned colleague PAR EXCELLENCE, though unregistered 🤣🤣🤣, the sleepless nights, WELL CRAFTED heads of argument, forensic legal reasoning and ASTUTE STRATEGY paid off. It is through your IMPECCABLE submissions that my JOY has been restored, and over the past few days, I have had the privilege of spending QUALITY time in Mauritius with my children. For me, nothing in this world compares to the fulfilment of being a PRESENT FATHER. To my learned friend and instructing attorney SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU, and to the distinguished counsel, ADVOCATE EDLEY MUBAIWA, you have proven your mantle and delivered far beyond EXPECTATION. As I promised you two weeks ago, I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you once again. Please go and see VICTOR at Exquisite Motors and each collect your brand spanking new 2026 RANGE ROVER SPORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY, both of which have been FULLY paid for and ready for COLLECTION. In addition, you will each receive US$50,000, not as your legal fees, as those have been DULY SETTLED, but as a small token of appreciation for the EXCELLENT service you rendered. Enjoy your new rides, my learned colleagues. It is through your HARDWORK that my rightful place as a LOVING father to my beautiful children has been RESTORED. #TEAM_WORK_MAKES_THE_DREAM_WORK #Lawyers_Par_Excellence #FRIENDS_FOR_LIFE

@WemaHotWingz Mugomba umo

@dipset7star Kuyi

Vanoziva Harare ndekupi uku