Literally Bread (Soggy from Soup)

Me, irl.

@hell_doe Gatta start labeling things like vape flavors. Clear Ice Flavolicious Extravaganza++

have to start writing the fall/winter menu. can't imagine anything more boring than that tbh

@thepicdept Then I’d probably cry cus it was so expensive

@direloaf What if its all fat like a camels hump

Gun to your head you have to eat one Pokémon non sexually what would it be and you cant say magikarp or milk tank

@hell_doe Getting a union gig at the factory of getting what I want is my retirement plan.

@direloaf idk!

another day at the getting everything i want factory

@phosphor_glow I dropped the glass while cleaning the case :) I put the gnomes in there cus now I don’t have to remove the glass! Lmao

@direloaf well i gotta know how

need to get a new case for my PC so i can put more stupid bullshit in it

@phosphor_glow Power to you. You got this.

hey so i don’t talk about it here really but i have developed a severe alcohol problem, possibly brought on by the epilepsy anyway, i’m going to detox tonight and i dunno their phone policy so i may vanish for a few days gotta fix myself and i can’t do it alone

@ONEBIGMONSTER_ Satanic symbology in my monster product? Say it ain’t so!

HELL YEAH. ITS A KICK ASS TAPESTRY FROM A KICK ASS LOCAL ARTIST.

And only a little bit a giblet per order!

@hell_doe Whatever it is, I’m gunna use too much. And that’s the way the crust crumbs. 😔

@hell_doe This is actually relevant and v important to me. Thank you.

1 tablespoon of baking powder is 13g. the more you know

@hell_doe Chug

it's just me and my 11oz of butter extract against the world

@poyotimebaybee Drinking 2 gallons of coffee a day because I can’t afford the goo killer shot.

damn that’s crazy !!!! hey you know what else can cause this ? caffeine !!!! we should probably ban this stuff huh

I love spreading misinformation. My favorite hobby, really.

@thepicdept Garbo people. Let them burn each other. You got toxic yuri fanfic to consume. 🫵🏻

@direloaf I think the thing that pissed me off the most was my sister who's been too busy to even text me for the last 3 years immediately dropped what she was doing at the show and asked him to hang out and exchanged contact info

Do not try to reconnect with your old best friend WORST mistake of my life he basically talked about how 19 year old girls he fucks and how hot meadow soprano then found a random 50 year old man and made out in front of me and left me at the gay bar I had fun after but still

@hell_doe When the threat hits just right.

and if you're interested in exploring this, i would love to talk to you specifically

@hell_doe Dubstep 🙏🏻 god please I need dubstep sushi place.

you couldn't ever guess what music is playing here currently

@hell_doe I’m gunna propose here

what if we kissed in front of the dragon ball z birria truck