Dirt Gonzo

@octopuscaveman Loves to talk about his grandkids and find out what you were up to over the weekend. Remembers nearly everyone on the crews names and what you do. Top 5 kindest most attentive actor I have ever met

@dirtgonzo I hear nothing but good stuff about him

Gonna start posting photos like this but of cool stuff I find at the thrift store

@BlueBourbonKY @CourtAnne1225 I think it depends on what big box establishment you are at but I appreciate the update

@dirtgonzo @CourtAnne1225 fun fact they are not reserved. You select the open spot and then enter the number you are at in the app.

People who don’t have a pickup order yet park in designated grocery pickup spots are equally as awful as people who don’t return their shopping cart

@AlienBalloon @Osinttechnical I was just returning the favor! Laughter bridges social gaps. I see a lot of yellin on the webs.. it needs more laughs!

@dirtgonzo @Osinttechnical You made me laugh, thanks.

Footage of the mid air collision between a pair of Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during the Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base moments ago.

Dear EPA Engineer who approved this gas nozzle design, We all hate this and by proxy, we hate you. Signed, Literally Everyone

I am taking Calculus with kids that had common core math and they are lost. It’s sad, like learning how to read by memorizing words and never learning how to sound things out…. That only works for words you already know and makes you sound like an illiterate fool when you have to read aloud a word you have never seen. Common core is trash

Do y’all like the old way or common core method doing math? I grew up with the old way but when my youngest went to school, we both struggled with the process. It’s applied in reading as well. Making something simple into something complicated is ridiculous to me.

@DavidJHarrisJr How’s forced retirement goin Bobby? Clint Eastwood was still acting and directing at your age and older… any thoughts on why your phone isn’t ringing off the hook?

How would you respond to him?

@ShutupLyle Bass is Batshit crazy

Mayor Karen Bass and Assemblyman Lyle Culpepper introduce a new initiative to give meth addicts new teeth.

@MarioNawfal She is working from the Brittney Spears public meltdown handbook

🇺🇸 Democratic congressional candidate in Michigan is going viral. Not for policy. For twerking on her kitchen counter on TikTok while running for office. Shelby Campbell. 32. Law student. Single mom. 4 mugshots on her campaign website. Her words: "I've been to jail. I've been judged. I got back up." She's running against an incumbent in Detroit. The internet is roasting her. She's loving every second of it.

@realninawysocka She should do brain transplant next for the sake of her offspring’s survival.

A 22 yr old model, Sherri Vandersloot, has had a nose job so her future children will inherit her new nose rather than the one she was born with 🤨 “I don’t want my kids to grow up being teased like I was for my ugly nose. I want to pass down a more natural-looking nose to them.” We’re actually cooked.

@OliLondonTV Spreads rumors about Trump assassinations being fake… then hides behind bulletproof glass to fan the narrative that conservatives are the violent ones

Socialist AOC stands behind bulletproof glass as she is branded a ‘hypocrite’ online for demanding open borders while protecting herself.

@BarshallJMlake2 @Username676357 @MLB @Cubs She wasnt acting like a women🧐

@Username676357 @MLB @Cubs No way to talk to a women

Hey @MLB @Cubs Come get your boy. “You suck my f*ckin d*ck b*tch”

@Aku_700 I generally don’t think about robbing ppl but Id like to think if I did… garbage truck drivers would not be on my list

🚨 Garbage Truck Hero Blasts Armed Robbers in Chicago! A brave Chicago sanitation worker with a legal concealed carry permit was collecting trash at 5 AM when two thugs pulled guns on him. He opened fire in self-defense, killing one robber and blasting the other in the neck. Criminals learned the hard way: don’t mess with an armed citizen! Law-abiding Americans fighting back against street scum.

@unhealthytruth Literally pans the camera showing 4 black passengers and narrates, “no one would sit next to me and there were still no black passengers other than me”.

This lady claimed that everybody here in St Augustine was racist bc she had no reservation and had to sit at the bar. That’s what everyone does. She also claimed a black Uber driver and his cousin in the car told her it’s racist. Lies. Uber drivers can’t bring their cousins. 🤣🤡

@TMZ Everyone at TMZ sucks. None of you are journalists. Deep down all of you know that you are shit humans.

Spencer Pratt Admits He Plans on Leaving L.A. If He Loses Mayoral Race bit.ly/3PcqnFL

@DavidAl72463429 @Osinttechnical You forgot the dick measuring.. its a legit part of show aviation

@dirtgonzo @Osinttechnical Because pilots need flying hours and it improves their skills and reaction times.

@AlienBalloon @Osinttechnical You must have a shitty feed if I was the 2nd dumbest post you have read all day. I wont argue that I am an idiot…. But there are levels to this shit and I definitely am not at the top🤡✌️

@dirtgonzo @Osinttechnical 2nd dumbest post today.

@Mikkalll @Osinttechnical Seems to be the case. Dedicated pilots or bat shit crazy. I imagine they are living the best life and having a blast right up to the point where shit goes south… otherwise they would not keep doing it

@dirtgonzo @Osinttechnical Well, the crashes are where the real excitement is. ;)

Mmm sort of. Yes about the feed. That makes sense. But we have plenty of shows in Jersey and PA relatively close to me and there are one or two each year in the local papers, crashes that is. Plus I saw a lot of mishaps at airshows when I was a kid. Im not advocating to stop having them or banning them. Just asking a dumb question. Plane wrecks are inherently much more catastrophic than any type of like auto racing. I personally dont see the reward being high enough for the risk. But thats me and I am not a pilot.. so there is that

@dirtgonzo @Osinttechnical It only seems like that because the airshows that don’t have mishaps don’t show up on your Twitter feed.