Twiggy Wilts

“Old people dancing” maybe? But I dread to think what my dancing would be called.

It’s falling to bits? I don’t know? What’s up with it?

This video is so bad it’s nearly funny. Is it just because Geri isn’t there that it’s so bad? Right Back At Ya (Live at #Christmas In #Spiceworld, Earl's Court, London,... youtu.be/vnEWKYJuimQ?si… via @YouTube

Have I over watered or under watered? #greenfingers not heading to Chelsea any time soon. @TheMontyDon @TitchmarshShow

Watford staff @GreggsOfficial Watford retail park say the ovens have broken for cooking bacon - as they were filling the oven with wedges.

Using the picture clues below. A station on that London's Underground 🤣 ?

@Schafernaker Love it! Thanks for this uplifting news.

Happy First Day of Spring! ☀️📐🌍 #Equinox was at 9:01GMT today

Why eggs are washed and refrigerated in the US x.com/i/status/18594…

@plodipop Sonya who? Sonya Sonya?

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It is is it?

@GreggsOfficial Yes please a Chicken bake and a cherry Bakewell Muffin please.

QUESTION if we go to Greggs does anyone want anything?

@plodipop @Eurovision 🙄 as well as can be expected…

Can anyone @marksandspencer tell me what their policy is when a customer has been overcharged on an item? The shelf price was not what I got charged at the till @HCC_TS

Dear @bbceastenders - tonight’s episode was too much. That really should be shown after 9pm. I couldn’t believe what I was watching. Shame on you. @Offcom @bbcPoV

Bloody hell @JohnLewisRetail how long do your gift vouchers last? I’ve got two that won’t work. Someone has spent money on these - for nothing. Not happy 😡

@realaled what’s better than a knock knock joke? @ClassicFM I’m still waiting for the answer….