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@ShawtyBrothers clack clack clacking away at my loud ass typewriter and asking my manservant Claude for the next $100 startup idea

@disneyjail Automated factory founder in 1906 San Francisco: Taking my typewriter to the soda fountain and just vibe typing, am I chopped Unc chat

I'm in SF rn and I just Founded a bright shiny coin on the ground I'll be spending at the soda fountain

@Guydude4201 I'm literally in Seminole Heights rn

@disneyjail Lmao dude not even close man have you been there?

Think mirror. It's going to be biblical

@sudoredj you're seeing limestone because your pinellas county gland is completely calcified

@disneyjail you have posted a picture of actual, 100-degree, humid swampland, built on crumbly limestone.

@chamfrein should we stop quoting shakespeare?

you need to unlearn stock phrases you pick up on the internet

No, and yet he received it. A very powerful statement.

Authentic Dagobah soup at Yoda’s hut while Baby Yoda does homework in one of the booths >>>

Luke Skywalker...welcome, welcome to Yodabah, my, Yoda's, home planet...

this was recalled because yodas do not engage in idolatry

@ShawtyBrothers this is something the cowboy hat man would pitch as security is hauling him out of the building

My Star Wars movie would be entirely set around the Star Tours Energizer Bunny posters, it would canonize the energizer bunny.

group of pioneer gamblers are lowering their riverboat down a cliff with ropes so they can get to the next river and continue their journey west to the great pacific passage and the promise of unrestricted gambling

We are going back to calling movies pictures. We are going back to pronouncing robot as robut. We are going back to considering fruit a dessert.

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

"I agree!"

they call him Mike Love on account of the fans unanimously loving him #GOAT #LongLiveTheFormula #DidYouKnowHeWroteGoodVibrations

I think one of the craziest bits of history I learned reading City of Quartz was that more people died during the 80s-90s LA gang wars than during the entirety of The Troubles

@piperocktheory it still sounds like something that could've been made today, and it sounds like something that could've come from 60 years in the future. thousands of years from now there will be parents humming god only knows to their babies as some half-remembered tune from time immemorial

60 years of the greatest thing ever made