Ditch doc

@sunnihopi Its okay to be a sad sardine. We all have those times.

yall ever try to super tuna but the vibe is just giving sad sardine ?

@RpsAgainstTrump 22nd Amendment

Trump: I'm gonna be in office in 2028. Maybe I'll be here in 2032, too. I don't know. Maybe I will

Keep posting this so people don’t forget how truly bad this event was. Don’t let people gaslight you into thinking it was peaceful and worthy of 1500+ pardons and slush fund payoffs.

I think my retirement plan should have been storming the Capitol on Jan 6th, and collect my payout from Trump! I served 5 years in State Prison for selling sugar to a Fed.

On Sunday night, the Minnesota Legislature passed a bipartisan tax bill 126-8 in a tied 67-67 House. It was co-authored by the Republican co-chair of the House Tax Committee. On Monday morning, @GOPMajorityWhip tweeted that "Walz and the DFL just blocked historic tax relief for hardworking Minnesotans by REFUSING to conform the state tax code to match the Working Families Tax Cuts." The tweet has one true point. And three misleading frames wrapped around it. The true point: Minnesota did decouple from four specific OBBBA deductions (tips, overtime, senior, auto-loan interest). That part is correct. The three misleading parts — who actually wrote the bill, what "blocked" actually means, and what Minnesota actually conformed to — and the structural reason Congress designed it this way in the first place — are in today's piece. Including: why the bill Emmer voted for last July was engineered to make this exact attack possible. Plus two taxpayer-funded mailers from his office that just landed in MN-06 mailboxes. Full receipts: mn06watch.substack.com/p/what-tom-emm…

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@promise_nvm The 50 shades books also come to mind

Twilight and anything by Colleen Hoover

We are going to sue YouTube But before we do, our lawyer is currently in the process of sending a letter to YouTube. Over 2 weeks ago our channel @UnderSparked" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@UnderSparked was falsely demonetized under the "inauthentic content" policy. Demonetized doesn't mean no ads though, all it means is YouTube will still run ads on the videos. But they pocket all the revenue, essentially stripping all the revenue from us. We don't claim to be the pinnacle of quality content standards, but the following things do cause us to scratch our heads in confusion 1. All of the bigger channels in the same niche as us are monetized with no issues 2. We literally voice act, edit, etc, all our own videos while 100s of AI storytelling channels are still monetized 3. YouTube is fine with running ads on the videos, pocketing all the revenue. We assume if YouTube had such a big problem with the content, why still serve it to your advertisers? 4. 100s of reaction channels still stay monetized Some examples of bigger monetized channels that are in the same niche as us are: rSlash: @rSlash" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@rSlash DarkFluff: @DarkFluff" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@DarkFluff Oz's Vault: youtube.com/channel/UCoJ1A… We support these channels, the reason we are providing these channels as examples is to showcase how it feels like we're being targeted. This has caused extreme distress for my team and I. Many of our livelihoods and families rely on this channel. Our community relies on the UnderSparked channel. Many people support the UnderSparked channel because in a time of nonstop AI channels, we stepped up and used real voice actors to cater to that connection and community that viewers on YouTube crave. We truly believe this demonetization was done in error, all we want is a real human specialist to help us fix the issue. We're tired of constantly receiving only copy and pasted templated responses, constantly neglecting/dismissing our attempts at fixing the false demonetization. We're kindly requesting for a representative from @TeamYouTube to help us fix this demonetization issue with our channel. We don't want to send letters, or sue, or anything! We simply just want to go back to producing content for our community.

@sunnihopi What in the actual fuck is wrong with people

@StephenKing The 10 commandments everywhere in the community group sure the fuck doesn't know the first commandments apparently

Golden statue=golden calf

Hantaviruses are zoonotic viruses that naturally infect rodents and can occasionally spread to people. Here’s what you need to know about #hantavirus: What they are, how they spread, the symptoms, and how to prevent infection

@lovrjjkoo Hey @AO3Ninjava

qual a sua música do bts, de acordo com o ano em que você nasceu? me: swim

My kid got into a car accident (she's okay), I graduated college, my cat died, my sister took lead on a befit for the lovely @AO3Ninjava, there was family drama that surrounded this same benefit. All this has occurred over past 7 days.

Hey @TLCplMax I think I found a career path for 0352 Marines in the civillan world. Apparently there are guys who shoot instrument rockets into tornadoes to measure atmospheric data.

@otokyo__ An urn for the ashes, holy shit that meal is burnt

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳☕️🍽

@SFSeasideARMY I wonder if @JohnCena is jelly they never went to his matches

I love this so much I can’t stop smiling. Because - believe it or not - the wedding of my husband’s best friend had Mexican wrestlers as its theme 🤣 Match made in heaven!

@Babywwir I've done all 20, but I am also an old man

7 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

#nurseweek #emshumor