Marty Jones

@NoahKingJr He does follow me! I just want to know when I’m going to get my new Tesla. I sent him the money for delivery a while ago.

If Elon Musk followed you on twitter, what's the first thing you are texting him?

@MAGAVoice Get off my lawn

REP. AL GREEN HAS JUST LOST HIS PRIMARY GOOD RIDDANCE 👋

@Avabelly__ You should learn to mind your own business.

I really didn’t want to say anything, but here we are… all afternoon the guy across the street has been out doing yard work completely shirtless like he’s at the beach, not in the middle of a neighborhood where families are out walking and kids are riding bikes, and I tried to ignore it at first because it’s not my business, but after hours of it it just starts to feel unnecessary and out of place, especially when this isn’t some private backyard tucked away, it’s right out in the open where everyone has to see it, and at that point it stops feeling casual and starts feeling uncomfortable, and yeah maybe some people won’t care, but not everyone wants to deal with that while just going about their day, so I ended up making a formal complaint just so there’s a record, because if it keeps happening it’s only going to make things more awkward for everyone around here.

@ericweinstein Eric, that was one of the most fun interviews I’ve seen you do, with Holdsworth part being an unexpected highlight. Mostly cause Jamie called it dog shit. I was laughing so hard. I really enjoy your take on things. Thank you for being you!

Here is what happened: *I claimed that there is a guitarist, Holdsworth, who is almost universally revered by top electric guitarists known to the public. And that the public is largely ignorant of such names. *I claimed that I play some guitar. *I claimed that I am “not good enough to need him”. *I never claimed to be a Holdsworth fan, a musical expert or even a musician. *I claimed to have listened to a fair amount of Holdsworth (hours and hours) and have no particular favorites because it all sounds close to a “modem” unless you are a top guitarist. I get the legato. I don’t get the beauty. That was my point actually I get Hendrix. I don’t get Fripp. Or Holdsworth. Or all Zappa. Etc. *I was 100% correct that Joe and Jaimie are not ranking the top guitarists but the smaller subset of top popular guitarists. *I said, correctly I believe, that David Lee Roth, kept the virtuouso Eddie Van Halen from becoming a more niche and obscure guitarist’s guitarist. Like Holdsworth. I stand by everything I said. Where did I misrepresent anything? Nowhere. Now…Enter the group disinterpreters. The most tiresome group on the internet. “Ha ha. Eric said he was a guitar god who is above us all…blah blah blah.” A bunch of people forming a consensus story that is demonstrably false. My question: why do you do this? What’s in it for you? Is it lulz? Why just make the world worse for everyone else? Thanks in advance. E

You’re actively disinterpreting what occurred and what anyone can check. Is that important to you? If so why? I’m totally curious.

@DiianaD_ Every damn day

has suicide ever crossed your mind? pls be honest.

@ronsterd89 Elliot Page

@klein225 @Airaxora This is the way

@Airaxora Coffee, shit, run, 1 meal. 60 pounds in 3 months.

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

@VinnysCorner1 Tyson destroys anyone in his prime.

Both in their prime, who wins?? Rocky Marciano or Mike Tyson

@buffys Not recognizing simple patterns.

what’s a sign of low intelligence?

@VaughnCassidy02 @DrFrankTurek I think they are demons. I think they are ancient, they’ve always been here, and they come from the sky. That’s pretty close to fallen angels.

@DrFrankTurek Personally, I think it is at least possible that the Lord is about to do something quite significant, the demons feel it coming and want to get out ahead of it with this "limited hangout" about aliens. My faith would not be the least shaken if it were proven that aliens exist.

Why is there suddenly so much interest in aliens?

@MAGA_Aliens Craziest theroies only: Why are they here?

BREAKING: The NSA just lost a court battle over its UFO files. Classification: TOP SECRET UMBRA. 334 pages just dropped.

@BigPopz72 That’s way too much, I’m sure even Sean Connery would agree.

No situation whatsoever calls for putting your hands on a woman.. Watch this guy break the code.. I'm pretty sure he wasn't hurt by her, and instead of walking away, he folds this girl with a vicious blow to the head.. Is this mutual combat or domestic assault?

@Hoorfin Sometimes it’s ok to cross the line. I can’t imagine the damage done to his little girl. Daycare providers terrorizing children, pure evil.

أب راح يستلم بنته من الحضانة، واكتشف إنهم حابسينها داخل غرفة مظلمة كنوع من “العقاب” 😳 بعدها فقد أعصابه بالكامل، والكاميرات وثّقت اع. ت. داءه الع. ني. ف على العاملين بالمكان. مشهد أثار جدل واسع… بين اللي شاف إن الأب انفجر من القهر على بنته، واللي قال إن ردة فعله تجاوزت الحدود. برأيكم: هل كان مبرر أو تمادى؟ 🤔

@0ccultbot Stranger things?

The average person doesn't know what The Montauk Project is.

@inexorable_swe I think this could be a hologram or something like that. It is strange.

Pentagon: “Possible UFO footage.” OSINT community: “It’s a fucking inflatable Stormtrooper balloon.” Billions in military intelligence, defeated by internet autists with frame-by-frame analysis and free time.

@0hour1 I would have to remove that threat

If someone threatened to murder your daughter, how would you react?"

@WallStreetApes Oh the fatigue

Multiple people try to get this woman to please take a seat like everyone else at the Eastland Career Center Graduation She starts comparing taking a seat to the 1920s when slavery was going on When the camera zooms out you can see she’s blocking multiple bleachers worth of people trying to watch the graduation, all of which are following the rules and sitting patiently in their seats Many people say they’re tired of this type of behavior in America I’m 100% against a social credit system, but let’s just say if we did have one….. a lot of people would fail horribly in America

@libertylighthse @TrumpDailyPosts Well revenge would be one reason. Another is her husband Jared Kushner is a liason to Israel, the state I ran vowed to wipe off the map.

For what possible reason would Iran try to assassinate Trump's daughter who is not in any way responsible for policy decisions? They would far sooner make attempts at Vance, Hegseth, or Rubio before going after Trump's family. Some of y'all aren't using your brains on this psy-op.

Iran just tried to assassinate President Trump's daughter Ivanka. What should be Trump's response?

@Sparky4411White @engineers_feed The biggest one in Kufu’s pyramid is close to 70 tons. I believe it’s not on the base either, meaning g it had to be lifted.

If they sat 1 stone block per minute, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, it would have taken 4.38 years to complete. I believe the stones weigh over 5000 pounds each. How long did it take to engineer, lay the foundation, quarry, transport, and set in place 2.3 million blocks? It's hard to wrap my mind around such a project, and I work construction for a career. With modern day permitting process, environmental studies and work ethic, the great pyramid would still be a work in progress, blocking traffic in every direction for miles.

The Great Pyramid of Giza was built 4,500 years ago.   Its base is level to within 15mm across 230 meters. It's oriented to true north with an error of less than 1/15th of a degree.   2.3 million stone blocks. No computers. No GPS. No power tools.   Modern surveyors study it to understand how it was done. We still don't fully know.

@stats_feed Exercise

What's a habit you wish you'd have built earlier?