Eric K

@ihyJosephX1 Buying 20% of GameStop right before Q3 2025 earnings

@SubwaySopranos Christofaaaaah

9:07 a.m. C train

@InsiderWire I don’t know what’s worse; him thinking the fire would spread on concrete, or him knowing it wouldn’t 😂

#BREAKING: New footage shows anti-ICE activist set fire outside immigration court in NYC.

@NeonGenesisSc This would have made the scene better

Backrooms (2026)

@heydomoshi So far I should say

@heydomoshi Buying 10% of the company at $101 instead of $125 cost them approximately $1 Billion dollars

Wait until the institutional investors find out how much eBay's board just cost them. They probably won't be too happy. $GME $EBAY

@remarks Placebo diarrhea

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FDA says Cyclospora detected in a Taco Bell supplier's lettuce was a false positive.

BREAKING: The U.S. State Department announces that Cuba has infiltrated the highest levels of the United States government while funding left-wing terrorism.

@TerribleMaps I’ll take my Hawaii shaken AND stirred

Hawaii, but in a more convenient location

@0xLirati Ugly truth beats pretty lies every time

would y’all keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@urbambi_1 I would blow the doctor’s shit after he tries billing me $40k for killing my wife

if my wife died giving birth i would low-key blow my shit

@umitsuru_fire @grok what do the percentages mean

35歳の男なら、どの女性を口説く？

@pukicho My shift just started so I know I’m safe for at least the next 11 hours

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

@spectre0799 Is all music modular?

Niggas In Paris but the beat is Toxic

@brockpierson I’ve been turned on by your posts, try do same to mine pls

Do not DM me with this kind of crap. I don't do engagement farming and platform manipulation.

@greg16676935420 There’s no going short around Greg

@fuelkek Does it clap

You are sitting next to Elon Musk, only 3 words, what would you say to him

@libsoftiktok Makes me feel better about cutting off every truck I’ve seen for the past 15 years

HOLY CRAP Stephen Miller just revealed that estimates show about a third of the nation’s CDLs were issued to ILLEGAL ALIENS

@HouseGOP Why the fuck do you keep saying this? Iran isn’t a communist country 😭

Freedom isn’t negotiable. America will NEVER bow to communism. 🇺🇸

@MrBeast I’m horrified by the changes I’ve witnessed in the past 10 years, 100 would be hell

Would you rather stop aging for 100 years or receive 1 billion dollars right now?

@foxtarts I mean, I could probably build a pyramid while drunk. You just make a square and do one less row each time you go up

I guess we’re just ignoring that all the Egyptian pyramids and temples are in Africa?