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@Cryptoboyy_Aji $1.4 million in value in 28 years is kinda cheeks bro, I won’t lie.

I remember the day my dad got laid off. He came home early. Sat at the kitchen table. Didn’t say anything for a long time. 28 years at the same company. $52,000 a year. Same desk. Same commute. Same handshake every Christmas party. They called him into HR on a Tuesday morning and handed him a folder. 2 weeks severance. $2,000. A COBRA packet at $1,400 a month he couldn’t afford and a thank you for your service. He was 54. Too young for Medicare. Too old to start over. Too proud to tell us how scared he was. He spent the next 4 years working part time jobs at $14 an hour. Not to retire comfortably. Not to build anything. Just to keep health insurance so a hospital bill wouldn’t finish what the layoff started. 28 years. $1.4 million in value given to that company. And they never called to check on him once. I will never forget that kitchen table moment. That’s when I learned that no company will ever love you back.

Play ball!

@JoeRoganRecaps If you want to hear what Allan holdsworth would sound like if he was good, listen to Joe Satriani

Joe Rogan dies of laughter after his producer Jamie exposed Eric Weinstein for being a fake expert on music: Context: Eric said Allan Holdsworth was a way better guitar player than Van Halen. Jamie plays a clip from Holdsworth and it was quite the let down. We’ll let you listen and judge for yourself. WEINSTEIN: “My guitar friends salivate over this.” ROGAN: “They need help.” JAMIE: “It’s dogsh*t.” ROGAN: “😂😂😂” JAMIE: “I apologize sir.” WEINSTEIN: “I’m not coming on this show anymore. Jamie you’re going to have a lot of music nerds mad at you.” JAMIE: “Most people will agree with me.” ROGAN: “I’m with Jamie on this one.”

@captaincaleb18 Me. Fuck Abdul Carter.

Who says no?

@Cubskickass100 Left on third base

WHERE YOU AT CUBS FANS?

@HumansNoContext But we all question how tf it’s still standing

This is why no one questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

@AbakpaJob It’s actually the only drink on the planet that isn’t considered a beverage

@allkanyewest Talking once the beat switch hits and Ty Dolla $igns vocals are so echoey and spacey. Shit hits so different in headphones.

What Ye song makes you appreciate headphones

@SleeperHQ Non payment by week 3 results in your entire team getting dropped to waivers.

If we built a feature that allowed you to pay league dues directly through Sleeper, what features or functionality would you want included?

@Belorris It so obviously is trying to be about MAGA but is outwardly expressing the internal fantasies of the left. They WISH that MAGA was like this so that it would justify their calling of MAGA “nazis”. The show is a parody, so we’re able to separate it because it isn’t reality.

if you’re MAGA and enjoy watching “the boys,” do yall think homelander is the hero? or do you just convince yourself that the show isn’t about you?

@SleeperNFL I forget that this was technically a 14 yard passing TD.

unfortunately this throw exists

@42Cyc Holy delusion

It's truly insane how many GENERATIONAL young players we have in sports right now. Wemby, Skenes, McCarthy, and Celebrini are the future 🐐

@RedPillSayian “Unfortunately they have phones, that’s for sure” underrated line

John Kiriakou on the worst country he’s ever visited 😳 “People just pull down their pants and take a sh*t right there on the street

RT for the chance to win a paintbrush signed by our own Bob Ross, @RomeOdunze 🖌️

@DanClarkSports Brewers fans be like

"𝗦𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗺𝘆 𝗳***𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱**𝗸, 𝗯**𝗰𝗵!" Is that what PCA screams? If so, truly abhorrent behavior and a terrible look for MLB. It is simply unacceptable for a player to abuse a fan (let alone a woman) like this. MLB should set an example and suspend him for 10+ games.

@AlexHossfeld @jon_greenberg Now show what happened after this

@jon_greenberg Boom

This is what Cubs-Sox is all about.

@ZoyaCh8871 @grok Her?

Hey @grok Removed the black dot Show me her face 😈

@stoolgambling I immediately said Steelers

Which team across the big 4 sports leagues has the most colors in their logo?

@TotalProSports I don’t want any of them if CW isn’t on it

You can only pick one… 🤔🤔🤔

@McNasty @DaithiDeNogla I think the response to this is that the moral atheist, so long as they aren’t openly blaspheming God, is closer to Jesus than the “Christian” who is worshiping false idols and treating people like shit. Calling yourself Christian isn’t enough to make you Christian.

@DaithiDeNogla okay so lemme reword it. would god be more accepting of an athiest that does actions that would align with the teachings of jesus (just by their morals alone), or a christian/catholic that treats everyone like shit, worships false idols, and goes against jesus' teachings?

question: if god is real, would he be more accepting of an athiest that is a good person over a christian who's a bad person?