Curtis

#raindelayquestions #planedelayquestions I'm not even here for the end of the game I'm here for the vibes #peppermintstickicecream

A guy named Dansby Swanson just hit a homer for the @Cubs. Imagine my surprise when he didn't ride around the bases on a pennyfarthing shouting, "bully!"

People I want to win the Masters this Sunday: - Rose - Homa - McIlroy - ...Henley? - ... - Every other person on earth - Scottie Scheffler

Dan Hurley is a fucking embarrassment

@e39inc This response is inscrutable to me.

@dj_c_check You mean like the programmable led lighting

ChatLGPTBQ+ is that anything

Seedless grapes are menstruation

Momobob

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

What the fuck is toffee?

Stick your arms in wet sleeves, stick your socks on wet feet, we'll have you scratchin' your head like Shaheed on Tecnics

Red Dead Island 2 Redemption 2

Curt Cignetti has big "Midwest dad when someone messed with the thermostat" energy all the time.

Mavis Tire teaches typing.

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Every float in the Rose Parade is the same. It's all toucans. Everything is toucans.

@discord why do I have to turn off the annoying notification sound packs every time I log in. Stop trying to make "Winter Sounds" happen. It's not going to happen. Or at least remember my settings when I turn them off.

Has someone already started a company that reminds women to get tested and called it "Ma'am-o-gram?"

Every pin is a push pin if you push it.

How come we have toxic masculinity, but we didn't go with the easier and arguably more clever "junk male?"