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With a population of 8 billion people the probability that the most powerful person in the World is also the craziest must be vanishingly small, and yet here we are

@mypalal Maybe he could do it at the MOBO awards

I, for one, want to hear John Davidson apologize publicly about saying the N-word on a global stage. Let me be clear... not written... he needs to hold a press conference and explain it live, unedited.

@Keir_Starmer You've got to go bro, what the fuck are we even doing?!

I’m delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah is back in the UK and has been reunited with his loved ones, who must be feeling profound relief. I want to pay tribute to Alaa’s family, and to all those that have worked and campaigned for this moment. Alaa's case has been a top priority for my government since we came to office. I’m grateful to President Sisi for his decision to grant the pardon.

Finding out that Americans fuck their cousins every thanksgiving explains a lot about the country to be honest

@BenCaswellMN It would also appear that it is possible to post a tweet without having a brain

@triggerpod You cannot give more than 100%! If you tell me you're going to give 110% I just assume you're an idiot

What’s a hill you’re willing to die on, no matter how petty it sounds?

@SwipeWright Is that a Russian Grey? If so, Kilmouski

My parents adopted a cat yesterday! She's beautiful, very sweet, and about a year old. She currently doesn't have a name. Drop your name suggestions below!

@kjngamer Expedition 33 and it's not even close

What is your game of the year so far?

@expedition33 Just got to the end of Act 1...seriously?!

Stubborn people change the world.

@zx_sci_john @PippaCrerar @BenKentish I think Science Dodger would be a more appropriate name

@PippaCrerar @BenKentish Trans women are women; biological women

NEW: Wes Streeting says that Labour politicians who used to argue “trans women are women” should have the “humility” to admit they were not right. In what some may interpret as implied criticism of Keir Starmer, he tells @BenKentish: "Given some of the rough discourse we’ve had on these issues in recent years, I don’t think we lose anything by having a bit of humility to say, ‘Actually, I wish we’d listened.’"

@DrEricDing @PopBase @royermattw This is pseudo-scientific nonsense, given some of your threads over the years I would have expected better from you

@PopBase @royermattw Can we please wake up and be kinder to people who are different?

Hunter Schafer reveals that her new passport now lists her sex as male instead of female, following Trump’s instatement: “I’m not making this post to fear-monger, or to create drama, or receive consolation, I don’t need it. But I do think it’s worth posting to sort of note the reality of the situation and that it’s happening. I was shocked. I just didn’t think it was actually going to happen. I want to acknowledge my privilege, not only as a celebrity transwoman who is white […] I pass, and it still happened. […] No one, no matter how wealthy or white or pretty or whatever is excluded. […] I don’t give a f**k that they put an ‘M’ on my passport. It doesn’t change really anything about me or my transness, however, it does make life a little harder. I’m pretty sure it’s gonna come along with having to out myself to border patrol agents […] much more often than I would like to or is really necessary. And thinking about other trans women or other trans people who this might be happening to.”

@RupertLowe10 We've had two arrests for book burning in the past few weeks, has this issue been raised in the House?

I wouldn’t choose to burn the Quran or any religious text. Is it disrespectful? Yes. Is it illegal? No. And nor should it be. We do not have blasphemy laws, and it must remain that way. We need to hear more politicians saying this.

@VoWalesOfficial @GethHicks @MailOnline this is the town in Wales you ran a story on a few days ago

The new Welsh are at it again in Blackwood. 🇵🇰 🇹🇷 🇸🇴 🇦🇫 🇸🇩 🇪🇷 The incident follows recent controversy over the town's safety record, after a public assessment last week ranked Blackwood's crime rates unfavorably compared to New York City's Bronx borough. Wales is a self declared Nation of Sanctuary. No one asked for this! This is what happens when we open the doors to the world! Done by design.

@PentecostJesse @RubyRen93 @NintendoAmerica I agree. They're hosting hands-on sessions throughout April, why do that then wait until it's faded from people's memories? June would be my guess too

@RubyRen93 @NintendoAmerica Yes. Switch 1 had its big presentation in January and launched in March. So if they are doing the big presentation April 2 that sets it up for a June launch.

Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025. Learn more: ninten.do/6013U8Rsf

@realpeteyb123 @_DHOTYA

Got stuck at a networking event with a conservative woman that was voting for Kamala. You? Out of all people? I said why? Embarrassed she said for women’s rights. I asked her husband, and he sheepishly said Kamala. Remaining calm, I took the time to explain the abortion laws and explain it’s not what she has heard. She said she didn’t know all of this, and will research and change her vote for Trump if I was right. Husband fist bumped me and whispered thank you. Winning.

@SynthPotato Dead Space Remake was really good too

With Alien Isolation 2, It really feels like horror gaming is going through a modern renaissance this generation, With Resident Evil, Silent Hill 2, Alan Wake 2 and now an Alien Isolation 2. Really crazy to me how much this genre has made a HUGE comeback when they were considered to be “non-profitable” in the middle of the PS4 gen until RE7 changed the game

@vds2022 @syptweet Tough job holding off the advances of Skynet

@TheEnemiesPE3 The bloopers episode will be just 8 hours of Bret Hart swearing

I know when Netflix called Bret Hart he agreed to whatever price they wanted to pay him IMMEDIATELY. He’s been looking forward to this day for damn near 3 decades 😭

@ProzacNightmare @HouseOfHorrorCo I feel like not enough people have seen this movie, it's easily up there with the best of the genre

@HouseOfHorrorCo Tucker and Dale has my vote

Without saying 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝, What’s the best Horror/Comedy movie? 🍿

@Liam_CFC13 @redboy197777 @MichaelBensonn A Chelsea fan that supports men hitting women. One of the least surprising things on Twitter

@redboy197777 @MichaelBensonn Keep crying pussy

Imane Khelif now guaranteed at least a bronze medal at the Paris 2024 Olympics as the Algerian comfortably beats Luca Hamori of Hungary to progress to the women's welterweight semi-finals.