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@djbarsone

Scratch nerd. Comedy nerd. Disgruntled Catholic. Unsolicited advice aficionado. Have Asperger’s/High-Functioning ASD so destined to offend you.

Houston By Way of Detroit Katılım Nisan 2015
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DJ Bars One@djbarsone·
@YourOldDroog Gotta be the auto-tune and R&B hooks. The saxophone solos go hard af too.
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Your Old Droog@YourOldDroog·
What do you like most about my music?
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Danny Polishchuk@Dannyjokes·
This is so funny it just short circuited my brain. Real post btw from someone I know. A level of satire I could never achieve.
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James Hahn II@JamesHahnII·
@zacurate Pfft. I lost my phone, lost my passport, my driver's license is suspended, I'm 2FA locked out of all accounts, blocked my family on everything, can't get a new anything without a picture ID. Lost all my files to prove who I am. I could go on... Get on my level! 🤣
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DJ Bars One@djbarsone·
The god @BunBTrillOG treally is the trillest. We the realest walkin the planet, can't stand it Pass away, wanna fight us, start to swinging, wanna kill us Blast away, wanna stab us Get to sticking but make sure you cut us deep 'Cause I bet you we coming back a couple hundred brothers deep (Oh)
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DJ Bars One@djbarsone·
@KevinRyanComedy I am homeless right now, Kippy. Slept outside, listening to this on Saturday or walked around on Sunday I can’t remember.
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DJ Bars One@djbarsone·
@sneako Ishallah you’re speaking from experience
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SNEAKO@sneako·
There’s no buying back your soul once it’s been sold.
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