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Mike

@djchocchipcook

gay and afraid

Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2010
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Body dysmorphia is so weird because you can hook up with someone who is HOT and they think you're hot too but you're still like aw this is sweet of them to be doing community service
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Every year for Halloween I say I’m going to dress up as something sexy and then I end up dressing up as a cupcake
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Date night date night
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bennie
bennie@b_skross·
lady gagita… im coming
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Yall want a coffee?
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BRI@BriMalandro·
One thing about Gaga she gon stop and catch her breath and you gon shut up and hear it
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
My gay friend just told the group chat he’s not worried about where we’re going for dinner tonight because he’s photosynthesizing this year
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
@b_skross Looking for a third?
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Pop Base
Pop Base@PopBase·
Bernie Sanders criticises the Democratic Party following Donald Trump’s win: “It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.”
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Let’s bring back hot politicians like if you’re gonna be evil at least be hot you know
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ur hot dad
ur hot dad@eikcinek·
i LOVE illegal immigration tf get in here bitch
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Valentina Gomez
Valentina Gomez@ValentinaForUSA·
@BarackObama Haha you democrats just have to calculate how many ballots you have to create to make it seem close
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Barack Obama
Barack Obama@BarackObama·
It took several days to count every ballot in 2020, and it’s very likely we won’t know the outcome tonight either. So please keep a few things in mind as you make your voice heard today: – Thousands of election workers around the country are working hard today. Respect them. Thank them.  – Don’t share things before checking your sources.  – Let the process run its course. It takes time to count every ballot.
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Spotify@Spotify·
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GOTHICC
GOTHICC@frankenfemme_·
Guess Remix
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All the while you’re ugly
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Mike@djchocchipcook·
Imagine you’re running for president & get convicted of multiple felonies, someone almost kills you but everyone forgets about it a week later, you find out you have a new opponent because her successor stepped down so he could make his bedtime, and said opponent is a cop
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