David Martinez

OMGGGGG COLSONNNN

Colson Montgomery joins in on the fun! 🤩

Have to win tomorrow. Absolutely fucking have to.

COLSON MONTGOMERY IS THE BEST YOUNG BASEBALL PLAYER IN THE CITY OF CHICAGO

Daily reminder that Sox vs. Cubs is the only crosstown series that actually matters And don't get me started on those fake-ass "cross-state" matchups like Royals vs. Cardinals. That's woke nonsense.

@SSBehavior @Mattheius2783 @_RichardMichael

White Sox vs Cubs tonight so let’s bring back Bill Burr clocking Cubs fans and Wrigleyville

@ChiSoxFanMike @MikeTrout @ChiSoxFanMike who would you give up??

Yo @MikeTrout, waive your no-trade clause and demand a trade to the White Sox. Thanks in advance.

sox are at .500 CALL THAT THE POPE EFFECT

SOX WIN!

@SI_Swimsuit @HilaryDuff @_RichardMichael

HILARY DUFF SI SWIMSUIT 2026 COVER MODEL @HilaryDuff #SISwim26

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Noah Schultz hat.

Dear Google, please send me a Fitbit Air. I am curious. I will talk about it. Over 7 people care about my opinion as I am a KEY OPINION LEADER. You may even generate a sale by sending it my way.

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

Khamzat Chimaev got ROBBED!!!!

BREAKING: Scientists at the University of Illinois Chicago have developed bacteria that eat cancer cells from the inside out.

Sean Strickland crosses the line every day with his trash talk. He brings in people families & their religions then the second somebody matches that energy he starts crying Absolutely pathetic display from Strickland at the presser. I'll be shocked if he actually shows Saturday

This guy is at home waiting for his new watch to arrive when he gets the “your package has been delivered” email for the $600 Seiko watch he just ordered — his perfect starter watch that he was genuinely excited about. The problem is that he never saw the driver, never signed for it (which was required because it’s expensive), and there’s no delivery photo. The email says it was signed for by someone named “Mike M.” He checks his front door — nothing. Calls FedEx, and they basically say “maybe one of your neighbors signed for it?” So he starts knocking on doors… and discovers the house directly across the street has a giant “M” on the front door. He goes over there and he can hear the baby crying, the dogs barking, people talking, the TV on — they’re 100% home. He even rings their doorbell… dogs go nuts, baby cries louder, someone yells “shut up!” at the dogs… then dead silence. They’re straight-up hiding from him. FedEx still hasn’t done anything to help. So now he’s announcing his master plan: he’s planting himself in a lawn chair in his driveway with binoculars and waiting until they leave so he can walk straight up to their car door and ask for his watch back. Have you ever had a package “delivered” that mysteriously vanished or ended up at the wrong house?

Headed back to Valley Forge. Tires returns for Season 3 on August 13!

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI! He ties Aaron Judge for the MLB home run lead with No. 14! 😤

POWER! UNLIMITED POWER! 😤