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@USATRUMPMAN1 A

@Killerbees26665 @BetMGM Dude, they were coming off back to back 4 win seasons. Nobody expected them to come close to what they did.

@BetMGM Expectations for the pats weren’t that low, bruins makes more sense

No one has it as good as Boston sports fans

@nut_history Dwight Evans

Who had the strongest outfielder arm in your favourite team history? Mine is probably Jesse Barfield. But there are some honourable mentions like Mondesi and Bautista

@NoDMsPerfavore White

Who wore it better? Not the duck lips! 😂 The dress…

@BasedMikeLee @DillonIIvy1 Time for @LeaderJohnThune to step up or get out of the way.

Hey, mom & dad. Your son is on the ballot & just received his first vote. If you are a registered Republican in Beaver County, PA, I ask for your vote on May 19th.

I don't usually go to strip clubs, but last night I found myself in a peculiar situation at a buddies bachelor party. One of the guys had a $20 bill, and when the dancer came over, he licked it and stuck it to her butt cheek. Not to be out done, another friend pulled out a $50, called her back, licked it, and stuck it to her other butt cheek! Then, a third friend pulled out a $100, and I was getting nervous, but thankfully he just did the same thing, and stuck it on her cheek. Then, the stripper suddenly raced over to me, wanting me to outdo the hundred. I was so embarrassed, everyone was watching me. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. What could I do I thought? Then, my instinct kicked in, so I pulled out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack, grabbed the $170, and left.

Here’s an old sing people should know, who can figure it out? Please repost

It was probably the 3 aircraft carriers, 9 destroyers, 275 fixed wing fighters and 470 helicopters that tipped them off

@nettermike Rep. Maryam Khan should not hold ANY position within the U.S. Government. Her allegiance is to Pakistan, not America.

Dear Senators, Step 1. REMOVE JOHN THUNE Step 2. NUKE THE FILIBUSTER Step 3. PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT Then cruise to a midterm victory!

Earl Campbell was out there trucking defenders with his head 😭

When the Democrats took control of the US Senate, House, and the White House. They passed Obamacare. One of the most consequential bills in US history that has completely destroyed our already flawed healthcare system. Republicans need to pass the SAVE America Act or we will lose the Midterm Elections and have accomplished nothing that will last.

@NoDMsPerfavore The dog

WHO WOULD YOU SAVE BARRY OR THE DOG?

🚨 WOW! Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado WALKED OUT to a sea of THOUSANDS of supporters in Madrid Machado had dedicated her Nobel Peace Prize to President Trump She is REFUSING to meet with Spain's leftist PM Pedro Sanchez right now — instead meeting with right-wing opposition Right-wingers must RISE across Europe and Latin America! 📽️ @EmmaRincon

John Thune must be removed! He’s a failure.

Senate Republicans: No cavalry is coming for us We are the cavalry

@Kinza1278 @cddanjr Yes

Are dogs family ? Yes or no 🥺

@HarmeetKDhillon Liberal pussies!

All of these men need to hit the gym instead.