David Jacobson

This the shit I be talking about

@meatstweets @IUHoosiers Trent Green

Before this season could you name one @IUHoosiers football star from the past? My guess is no. This is the greatest story in college football history and its not even close. Dominance and relentless effort on every play. Good luck to the U. They’ll need it.

@PaulieTakes @PaulieTakes why???

I HATE INDIANA FOOTBALL!

Indiana is one of the most jaw-dropping college football stories of my lifetime. Over and over and over the past 15 months, I ask myself: How the heck did they do this? Still can’t believe it.

Let’s Go @IndianaFootball !!!

I used to watch IU football in peace because losing was guaranteed. Now we’re undefeated and only up three on Penn State and I’m suddenly ill and and pacing my living room Can someone teach me how to emotionally manage a good football team when they hit a tad bit of adversity?

Catch of the year to win it for Indiana

That was the greatest catch in college football history.

#Indiana just made one of the biggest statements that will be made in college football all year.

Indiana would beat every team in the Sec by double digits. Very impressed with them

Viktor right before he left the range yesterday to withdraw from afternoon pairings. Hope all is well Vik. #hovland

Hey Yankee Stadium if it’s OK we’d like to properly introduce you to Roman Anthony.

@MarcJallDay Can the @celtics get a win in NYC tonight?

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! BENNETT CAN JUST PUNCH/CROSS CHECK DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS AND THE REF DONT DO SHIT

@shapsio @Greek_Theatre Will let him know!

25yrs since #phish 10/29/98 @Greek_Theatre LA - opening show of fall tour 1998 and their 2nd and last (to-date) headliner at this beautiful, historic venue.

BETTER NOT LET US WIN 1!!!!!

@MarcJallDay This is the Twitter content I am looking for from you @MarcJallDay !!!

@dkcjacobson is dying for more of my Celtics takes so here is one… lots of hand wringing over Mazzula not using his timeouts… they got a great look at end of 4th and I suspect they wanted to push Embiid who was clearly gassed (at end of regulation and end of OT)

Few beers can top the post lawn-mow beer. You’ve gotten a little exercise. Completed a task that makes your yard look aesthetically pleasing. You’re not beaten down by the world like the post-work beer and you actually had to work for this one, unlike the vacation beer.

@MarcJallDay That is a little creepy!

Every couple of months this cat materializes out of thin air outside of my office window to stare into my soul for a few seconds and then prances off