David Kirby

@mtgreenee Lunatics are gonna loon

We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done.

@mtgreenee What have you done with Kramer?

I am so proud of my son, Derek. At 19 yrs old, he is capable of so much because he knows how to hunt responsibly, work, and solve problems. As his Mom, I love cooking the food that he provides and I’m grateful for his skill to bring down an animal in one shot, ..

@TheDailyShow @michaelkosta Absolutely, 100% yes. Why is this even debatable? I am a progressive, and sometimes I kind of feel the same way. Regardless, the First Amendment guarantees this kind of speech - as long as it is neither slander or obscene. Profanity is totally protected, thank the fucking lord.

Should “F**k Biden” flags be allowed on public display in neighborhoods? @michaelkosta reports on the free speech debate.

@JayBlotcher You had a LOT to do with it, mi dulce cuate xoxo

Congrats to author @dkirbynyc for netting Book of the Year from Artisan Book Reviews for his deliciously wicked satire Upper East Bride. artisanbookreviews.com/2021/10/14/upp…

Artisan Book Review - "Our Book of the Year!" I am beside myself with joy. Amazing. artisanbookreviews.com/2021/10/14/upp…

My new novel just got a nice review at Discovery Books. If you get the chance, please upvote the book? THANKS! "Loved it! Bitingly witty dialogue made this novel of romance and scandal on the East Side of Manhattan highly enjoyable for me! #review" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">reedsy.com/discovery/book…

@SuckerCarlson Pronouncing her own last name

@anastasiadunn I wish I wish, I wish I were eating fish. In the Ring of Kerry!

In just over a week, my new novel "Upper East Bride," a satirical comedy about class warfare in Manhattan, has received 22 Five-Star reviews at Amazon and Goodreads. Very nice.

thank you!!

@SirMackThePug Thank you so much!! David

I just reviewed Upper East Bride by David L Kirby. #UpperEastBride #NetGalley netgalley.com/book/232499/re…

A biting new #satire about #uppereastside life is out on @amazon by longtime #NewYorkTimes #journalist @dkirbynyc — and I served as editorial consultant. “Upper East Bride” is gleefully nasty and hilariously accurate about NYC life among the #privileged and their hangers-on!

New Cover for my new novel! A parody of class warfare in modern Manhattan. Now available for presale at Amazon. Please share? Thank you! amazon.com/Upper-East-Bri…

"Upper East Bride" On Presale Now. A parody on class warfare in NYC. amazon.com/s?k=upper+east…

My new novel is now on pre-sale. If you'd like a snarky send-up of class warfare in modern-day NYC. It's good to laugh in these trying times. I had fun writing it, with digs at a certain NY millionaire who became prez. (Amazon has a free Kindle app.) Thks! amazon.com/s?k=upper+east…

@sara_carrion_ T Rex

@QuancyClayborne Pablo

@MysterySolvent We be selling curtains and stuff

Where did Sarah Sander’s get her dress?

@RealBlue75 Sandy Kofax

Tell me how old you are by mentioning your favorite baseball player when you were a kid. Mine: Rocky Colavito.

@MysterySolvent Dead Dog Depot

Where does Sarah Sanders shop?