Dani

@jenniballoons I’ve been thinking of getting some, I’m all wrinkly

@jenniballoons My GRAND RETURN to Twitter is to ask, what you use

@TheShowstoppers how about they use Scooby-Doo style tactics to scare the king off the throne?

fixed it #missworld

@SouthendLabour I just found this vile comment on an article about an Islamic Cultural Centre opening in Basildon. I think its from a Tory councillor on Southend Council - any comment?

@MadDogsHomeless do you accept donations of old (but good condition) bedding?

The West Wing Story. #TheSimpsons

Nextdoor is wild @bestofnextdoor

@ubereats_uk Please help - I got the email saying I can use the code 'ONEMOREGO' but when I enter it, it says i'm not eligible for this promotion?

@SofieHagen Excited! Do you know what time the show finishes roughly?

Might be best cat picture I’ve ever taken

“Should we increase funding for mental health services?” “Nah just pop some green shit up and crack on”

The United Kingdom, 2019. In layman's terms, "we want to continue the long standing practice of thick but wealthy people getting into Oxbridge at the expense of poor but incredibly bright people" No upper class privilege to see here.

Men's Rights Activist and Ukip candidate says it's OK to sexually abuse boys.

Bridie is a dinky girl. She would love a forever home with another young dog. She had a hone trial but the resident dog wasn’t happy. So she is in foster and ready for her new family.

@westierescueuk miss you guys and Bunny! Hope everyone’s good

@virginmedia They’re strong, they’re male, they love saving the world. Are you rooting for Iron Man or Captain America? ...you see how strange that sounds @manwhohasitall

They’re strong, they’re female, and they love breaking that fourth wall. Are you #StayingInIn with Fleabag or Chewing Gum? Vote for your fave 👇