Daniel Kuppitz 🐸

@SiloFinance Why promote such inflated numbers though? xUSD's actual APY is not anywhere close to 18%, that's just their marketing number.

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@Starlink Phew, I thought you blocked me for buying all the $TSLA PUTs.

Starlink is currently in a network outage and we are actively implementing a solution. We appreciate your patience, we'll share an update once this issue is resolved.

@RobinhoodApp Oh look, surprise, it closed below 628, making my 629/628 PUT spread worth $1. But you thought it would be safe to close it for 70 cents. Morons.

@RobinhoodApp What you stop your early option closing BS? It's not your call which risk I'm willing to take and you don't get to use my position for your internal risk management, ffs!!

@RobinhoodApp How is a debit spread a high risk position? I'd rather take a 100% loss at expiration than your early close for a loss.

Trump’s circus? Dump that fool’s parade! $SPY & USD are going to crash, while $ETH dashes to glory! Short the ruin, long the boom💥 Disclaimer: Yes, I'm long ETH and short SPY, but let me tell ya, it works more often than not.

@erikcofer I went for 65 first, then all in on 70. Thanks Joey 🙏

Imagining some guy sitting his kids down and telling them there won’t be any Christmas this year because Joey Chestnut only downed 74 hot dogs

@StreamDefi out here streaming dreams of 18% APY… Meanwhile, reality trickles in at 10.39%. 🚿 Welcome to the DeFi illusion stream.

@Contango_xyz Done. 1 hour later still no response. Also, TP and SL don't seem to execute at all, not even hours after crossing the respective price. Your platform used to be reliable, now it feels more like a train wreck with a team not caring about users' finances. Getting very frustrated.

@dkuppitz Open a ticket on Discord and share you address pls

@Contango_xyz I have a long ETH/USDC position via Fluid on Ethereum and the won't won't let me close it. It also won't let me decrease the leverage. The only thing that would work is increase leverage. Suggestions?

@0xfluid Perhaps you guys could chime in as well, might be an issue on your end.

@Contango_xyz Are you working on a fix? Fluid seems to be the only one that causes trouble, no issues with other positions. But this one, I can't close, I can't deleverage, I can't migrate. Sucks, I'm drowning in profits.

@LlamaNodes @BlastAPI Do you have the same level of MEV protection? That's really all I care about.

@LlamaNodes When/Why did you break your RPC? I roughly know when (about a week ago), but why? A script that I had running forever just stopped working out of nowhere because of those random errors (or rather very consistent errors as of now).

@LeadingReport That's what? $0.30 per taxpayer? What a blessing 😂🙄

BREAKING: Elon Musk’s DOGE has blocked a payment of $52 million to the World Economic Forum.

@NonyeKings @ianmiles Category "black" in case nobody noticed...

@ianmiles Same category of people. This is so sad, where are their parents? Imagine that the car owner has no insurance or the kind that would cover this, it would cost them a fortune to fix that car just cos an unfortunate group of kids wanted to play, Do better guys, do better.

NYC is completely out of control.

@csaba_kissi Qbasic 😁

In what programming language did you write your first line of code? I expect to see a lot of Javascript and Python😉

@spyced Did you try? I bet it actually worked 😁

I asked ChatGPT what to try to fix my son's laptop. The most advanced AI in the world just told me to try turning it off and on again.