Claire Dumpy

Just squeezed through a crowded bar. #skinny

Semester insta dump season right into grad party season. I’m peaking.

🚨New challenge alert. Juice world challenge. Take every drug that was in his system when he overdosed. #LucidDreams

“Oh look it’s further away Mexico” #CostaRica

“Central America is just a bunch of knockoff Mexicos”-Claire Dunphy

“My 🥷 Kelly Olynyk (The White Mamba) doesn’t get enough credit for saying in the league all this time”-Claire Dunphy

“Thot daughter over Fatass bitch daughter any day of the week”-Claire Dunphy

“Don’t be fat and confident cause I go there”-Claire Dunphy @KDTrey5

Just in: Rohan still Ferda as fuck

“People of color go to a predominantly white institution just to complain about it being a predominantly white institution”-Claire Dumphy

Pissing all over the toilet seat and bathroom floor then leaving right before my Spanish speaking cleaning lady comes. American tradition

@dlist2231 2 followers and all u are is obsessed w black, one of em might be fucking ur family ig

@dlist2231 Shut up Jew

@Dashytwo Claire from modern family

Who was your celebrity crush growing up? I’ll start: