Iliano “A Myth” Heimich, MBA

@dlist2231 #tapeworm

Just squeezed through a crowded bar. #skinny

@MikeFingerErh Pledge reeks of touse; ur a squid

#nuke the fuck outta this pledge

@TimothyJones92 Imagine all this bs happens to u and another guy with the same name receives all the Venmo payments

@selman_005 Bro can't have his kid as a background?

Phone background of twenty something Indian man at the gym.

@dlist2231 Funny one Jew

Who tf do black people think they’re talking to in the Instagram notes

Pissing all over the toilet seat and bathroom floor then leaving right before my Spanish speaking cleaning lady comes. American tradition

“People of color go to a predominantly white institution just to complain about it being a predominantly white institution”-Claire Dumphy

@dlist2231 Shut up Jew

@dlist2231 2 followers and all u are is obsessed w black, one of em might be fucking ur family ig

@therealestEATER @Kirbys_Driving Eater, avid hater of lambda here, how big was that shit?

@Kirbys_Driving Lambda 🤣🤣 me and my boys took a shit in their house two years ago, fucking losers

We being serious rn??

@BustVonRust @EDiplings 😟

@EDiplings 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

@zynny128 That was me dawg

The libs wish it hit

@BustVonRust @EDiplings Exactly Doechii is a #shrink

@EDiplings If Doechii actually wanted to make good music she would have songs like Birds of a Feather by Billie Eilish aka @deiraspberry’s favorite song

If I hear Anxiety by Doechii one more time I’m going to kill myself

@BustVonRust allahu snackbar

Y’all think the Hamas sexuals freak out when they see the Kosher logo on food?

@zynny128 Me whenever I comment in house chat

Fuck house chat all my opps in house chat

@zynny128 Brotha it’s Sammy

Crazy how they play nirvana at my dads 50th and not Sammy functions

@zynny128 Mashallah brother Jason

Starting my winter Muslim arc. #halal

5th year Casey and Madden at Faegons

@elonmusk U act as if all ur wealth isn’t from South African slave labor

Wow, America really is the land of opportunity!

POV: Eboard trying to get rid of alumni committee