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@dlmgtx

Happily Married, lifelong constitutional conservative, no DM’s, 🚫crypto etc. IFBAP all patriots, @dlmgtx on Truth Social, Gettr

USA Katılım Kasım 2012
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@lisahsmithlhs 1000% looking back to childhood in mid 60’s vs today or the last 20+ years. Heck yes
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lisahsmithlhs@lisahsmithlhs·
Be honest.. 👍🏼🤷🏼‍♀️
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked over to her car window while flipping open his ticket book. The young woman said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. And then he flipped closed his ticket book, tipped his hat, walked back to his patrol car, and left.
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@NadaAJones Good morning Nada, hoping you have a fabulous Thursday as we wait for Friday.
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🌟Hope🌟@NadaAJones·
Good morning everyone ☕️ One more day until Friday ❤️
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@DIDIMARINOV Good morning Didi, wishing you a great day
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🇺🇸Didi🇺🇸 🎄@DIDIMARINOV·
Hey hey☕️Happy MAGA🇺🇸 Thirsty Thursday 💧Good Morning❤️
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Capt. RayRay@Iowa_1776·
Is what it is.....👇👇💯
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Capt. RayRay@Iowa_1776·
I was born and will die living in one of the best states in the United States!!
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Friia@Friia28·
What do you call a door that won't close all the way? Mason.Because it's a jar
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Friia@Friia28·
If the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport is basketball, what’s Jesus’s favorite sport? Lacrosse
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@Friia28 Good Thursday morning Friia, hoping you have a good day
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Friia@Friia28·
Good morning Goonies thirsty Thursday here.. it’s leg day but first liquid gold. Not sure what’s up today only that it’s gonna be busy. May you love long and may God always bless you
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Friia@Friia28·
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman. “What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer. “I’m making love to my wife,” the man answers indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” says the cop, “I didn’t know.” “Well,” said the man, “to tell the truth neither did I until you flashed that light on her face.”
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Friia@Friia28·
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out. When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne. The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me." So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed. Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed. The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!" The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."
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@Friia28 Technology is sometimes a bummer
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Friia@Friia28·
What the hell is up with X my app isn’t working
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