Daisy 🎀

In my second home, Newcastle! About to make friends with strangers whilst on my solo adventure.

Accidentally in Wales on St David’s Day, lovely stuff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️

Don’t know how people dare criticise GP receptionists for being gatekeepers when the lady at Morrisons’ self-checkout guards her 40p carrier bags like her life depends on it.

One thing I have cured myself of in this past year? Thinking horrible things will happen if I don’t read the Penguin biscuit joke out loud.

I beg you @WhatsApp PLEASE let us control the text colour, I don’t want dark black text on my blush pink bubbles 😩

Things I have come to know about Oslo: 1. Remortgage if you wanna eat 2. All the young guys have Ken Barlow hair 3. I always had signal, even on the underground Make of this, what you will.

Sending this whilst sat on a bench, in Norway, drinking a 7eleven slurpee, on a Saturday night, planning my next adventure. Life is good.

When he rolls his eyes as you put on Real Housewives and says he isn’t interested… but now here he is, trying to google what happened to Monique Samuel’s parrot 😂 We got another one @Andy #RIPT'Challa #BravoLife

The attitudes of people panic xmas shopping, are diabolical 😂 truly. It’s not my fault you’ve left yourself without a no.7 body wash for grandma, chill out babe x

In classic Daisy, I took things way too far at my Christmas works do, didn’t finish my dinner and ended up out in town until 5am with my bestie. Except I’m not 21 anymore… I’ve needed the entire weekend to recover 😂

Today, I turn 33, in Venice. Just saying…

When you start driving, nothing prepares you for how terrifyingly invisible pedestrians are at night, high vis should be a legal requirement for late night strolls 😅

I hope the baby Jesus appreciates how hard me and Bekki just worked to light a candle in church. We accidentally blew them out twice and had to re light them, TWICE, almost melting my nail in the process. Surely that’s cleansed a few sins, right?

Staging a counter protest against those stood outside a local hotel - “protesting illegals” - by going down and playing everyone’s national anthems as loud as I can through a speaker. You want national pride baby, you can have it.

Ella Henderson… imagine winning the voice lottery like that 😍

If he doesn’t talk about me the way Richard writes home about Conchita, in his letter from New York, I don’t want it #thebuccaneers

Ripped jeans forever x

that’s where I was born