Mappes

The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.

@JustinRTBColts Yeah I still believe in AR. I’ll say it now.

Colts fans aren’t ready to admit it, but Riley Leonard is closer to being a starting QB in this league than Anthony Richardson.

The last episode of stranger things was perfect. Please do not make any more episodes unless already created and planned @Stranger_Things

@AndrewYang Glad my future president watched the same NFL as game. Rivers is cool, but it’s a hard time to be a Colts fan. You should read up on if and make a prediction on what the Colts organization will do next.

Philip Rivers is an inspiration for weekend warriors everywhere.

New fear unlocked accidentally creating the villain arc for your kids by not enabling Santa to bring a magical Christmas. #MappesArchives “What the heck is an open train Jane?” We were asking her this almost all month she told us one thing then changed it to another yesterday.

@NFL your for entertainment only is showing. I’d be so happy if an alternative football league arose using tech and refs to make calls not refs and back stage influencers. @CFL @XFLonFOX

Breaking News: Purdue Basketball players report eerie dream just before playing against Iowa State. #Purdue

@tedcruz Waves? Lol why are you talking about this and not the shutdown? @timburchett talking about Elizabeth Warren’s heritage. Lol who cares. Tell us your thoughts on the shutdown. Why talk about the random shit right now. Let’s talk real shit. What are your opinion on actual news?

Are those Nazi salutes?

This loss for Purdue hurts. The bright side is at least the team is better from last year? Or maybe I have more time to care again? No idea. Go Hoosiers? Lol I’m fine with saying that personally.

Major breaking news: Young Indiana Governor Mike Braun debuted his future updates to the White House if President Trump decides to hand him the reigns in 2028. #remodel #WhiteHouse #Indiana #legos #ballroom #fake

Dad tip: if you are trying to look like a good/healthy conscience dad give your kids Cheetos and let people think they are eating carrot sticks from afar. #mappesarchives

My daughter Jane gets credit for my newest catch phrase, “Yeah, you can do that!” -Instead of criticizing. -Instead of seeding doubt. -Instead of forcing my vision. It’s a simple response that provides support when someone tells you what they are going to do. #mappesarchives

@Pixar @Disney Taking my daughter this weekend!

✅ "One of Pixar's best" ✅ Certified Fresh ✅ Now playing only in theaters! Get tickets for Pixar's #Elio now! fandango.com/elio-2025-2322…

I’m not who I want to be in this hour when I need to be someone I’m not yet. #crazydave #PhilosophyDave #iftreescouldtalk

I chose the right Pacer game to watch!

Jocelyn said, “Jane eat your ham so you can grow strong like dad” Jane said, “no I don’t want to be a dad I want to be a doctor (then goes to her vitamins)” #mappesarchives

@chamath @AndrewYang Looking at the replies delays for game systems, stock prices tanking, and fear so far. Explain to how they will positively impact us non rich citizens of the United States?

@AndrewYang How have they impacted you so far?

I fucking hate these fucking tariffs because they’re so fucking stupid.

Guys, disappearing people based on tattoos or their opinions is unAmerican.

I spent $3.25 per minute at @Walmart during my 1 hr & 5 min visit. That price per minute was increased b/c of the cost of eggs. The amount of time spent there was increased due to the idiot scanning my items at checkout. I really wish Walmart would hire cashiers.

@AndrewYang Will this new administration find the time to take money out of politics? <this is the question you should pose. I’d love to hear how fans of President Trump answer this question.

Do I think Trump is leading us into a recession through his tariffs, posturing and erratic leadership? Yes. Yes I do.